According to liberals, everything is racist. The left has slowly been cataloging everything as racist but thanks to the George Floyd riots, they’ve expedited this effort. In recent days we have learned that food, chess, and sleep are racist and now we are learning that improve comedy, classical music, and opera are also white supremacist hate crimes. I’m still waiting for them to proclaim racism is racist, but they have hundreds of millions of things to get through before that.
First up, The Washington Post has proclaimed classical music racist:
Perspective: That sound you’re hearing is classical music’s long overdue reckoning with racism https://t.co/bQk9EZv66i
— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) July 16, 2020
As I pointed out earlier, the WaPo has a shitty business model and puts their content behind a paywall. I’m not willing to give these fake news clowns a dime of my money, but you can see very clearly by this tweet that they think classical music is racist.
I guess if Chopin had written an Etude in N-word Major or if Brahms had composed KKK Festival Overture they’d have a point but since they didn’t this is really effing stupid.
In related news, the fat lady is singing because the New York Times believes opera is also racist:
Critic’s Notebook: The upheaval from the coronavirus pandemic presents an opportunity to end excuses and truly reform opera’s culture — to place anti-racism front and center as the industry rebuilds itself, Joshua Barone writeshttps://t.co/7aEOO4jVyQ
— The New York Times (@nytimes) July 16, 2020
The NYT has slightly less shitty business model in that they give a few free articles per month but I’m not willing to waste one of my free articles on this. The bottom line is, they think the coronavirus is a reason to call opera out for it’s racism and that’s exactly as dumb as it sounds. I think opera skews toward obesity, so if they want to call it out for sizeism I could see that, but I don’t get the racism thing. Mostly because I can’t imagine black people give a flying fart about opera, the same way the rest of us don’t care.
Finally, the LA Times blows the lid off of improve comedy as a vehicle for white supremacy:
A former Black administrator at the Groundlings said a wall celebrating comedians in the lobby said so much about the theatre https://t.co/69KwY7wIdZ pic.twitter.com/yuLs8SLs3A
— Los Angeles Times (@latimes) July 13, 2020
I also only get a select number of free LA Times articles per month. I don’t mind burning one on this, but then again, I’m finding it hard to care. Improve is easily the lamest form of comedy to the point where I question whether or not it’s actually comedy.
I’m going to guess that this black woman is not funny in any way, shape, or form and is using racism as an excuse for her lack of talent. People sucking and failing is now racism thanks to the liberal media.
Pantomime, Kabuki, and Norwegian death metal have traditions of whiteface make-up, but for some reason the liberal media doesn’t think those mediums are racist. I guess only minstrel blackface is offensive unless liberals like Virginia governor Ralph Northam or the “conscience of America” Jimmy Kimmel does it.
