Rat Boy Michael Cohen Is Writing A Book About How Racist Trump Is

Trump Derangement Syndrome has become an industry in of itself and an off-shoot of that is people cashing in on claiming without evidence that the President is a racist. Trump’s rat-faced former lawyer Michael Cohen is writing a book in prison about all the racist things he claims he heard Trump say. He probably doesn’t realize that his claims implicate him as he gladly took checks from a a guy he says is racist and only became outraged when he was locked up. That’s another way of saying he’s a lying sack of crap.

Michael Cohen was Donald Trump’s personal attorney until he got popped for tax evasion. Then, the rodent-like attorney completely turned on his former client without actually coming up with anything to implicate the President, which was a serious dick move. Cohen was sent to jail but got let out in May because of the coronavirus. He is now suing Attorney General William Barr as well as the New York Bureau of Prisons because he doesn’t want to be under house arrest, even though he should still be in jail.

As justification for this lawsuit, Cohen is claiming that because he’s writing a book about Trump, he’s being treated unfairly. Again, he was let out of jail because he’s a delicate flower.

In any case, here’s what his anti-Trump book is all about according to his lawsuit:

Mr. Cohen’s book describes Mr. Cohen’s first-hand experiences with Mr. Trump, and it provides graphic details about the President’s behavior behind closed doors. For example, the narrative describes pointedly certain anti-Semitic remarks against prominent Jewish people and virulently racist remarks against such Black leaders as President Barack Obama and Nelson Mandela. The book will rely upon and publish numerous previously unknown anecdotes, supported by documentary evidence.

Mr. Cohen has also publicly stated that the book will be unfavorable, including descriptions of Mr. Trump—as Mr. Cohen made clear during his Congressional testimony—as “a cheat, a liar, a conman, a racist,” and more.

If Cohen had anything close to documentary evidence of any Trump-related wrong-doing, it would have come out long ago. This is the last desperate act of a pathetic loser. He’s broke and screwed himself out of ever being a trusted lawyer again and is trying to cash in on the thriving TDS industry.

This is a guy who violated every single rule of lawyer/client confidentiality and still didn’t manage to damage Trump in the least. He became a rat and didn’t even get any cheese. His credibility is so shot that he probably can’t even get a job as a CNN analyst, which is saying a lot since the fake news network just announced they are shifting to anti-Trumpism full-time.

By the time Cohen finishes his book, nobody, including TDS-suffering liberals, will give a rat’s ass about his fact-free missive. That’ll just leave him as disbarred disgraced disillusioned piece of shit with zero prospects.

If he were smart, and clearly he isn’t, he would have took his tax evasion prison sentence like a man and Trump probably would have pardoned him. Instead, he flipped on his former client for no other reason than he’s a complete f*cking idiot.