It’s only been an hour or so since Joe Biden announced Kamala Harris as his running mate and President Trump already has a nickname for her. Trump is going with “Phony Kamala” which is factually correct but lacks the pizazz of some of his other more colorful nicknames for pathetic losers. Like I said, this just happened so there still plenty of time for Trump to come up with a better one.
After Biden’s big announcement that has underwhelmed almost everyone, the Trump campaign was on it:
Trump campaign statement on Joe Biden pick of Kamala Harris as running mate includes referring to the California senator as “Phony Kamala.” pic.twitter.com/Ffrex2XZ0R
— Joe Concha (@JoeConchaTV) August 11, 2020
“Clearly, Phony Kamala will abandon her own morals, as well as try to bury her record as a prosecutor, in order to appease the anti-police extremists controlling the Democrat Party,” wrote senior Trump campaign advisor Katrina Pierson.
President Trump echoed “Phony Kamala” in an ad he tweeted:
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 11, 2020
Like I said, this nickname is appropriate; Kamala Harris is the fakest person in politics since Hillary Clinton. Even Kamala’s laugh is forced. She tells a joke that only she thinks is funny and then laughs as everyone around her is stone-faced. There is nothing genuine about her at all, but the nickname is missing that extra bite.
Def-Con News is here to serve the forces of anti-liberalism, so we’re offering some better Kamala Harris nicknames to help the cause:
Kameltoe Harris – It’s a great play on her name and she’s about as appealing as a vaginal wedgie.
Willie Wanker – Fits perfectly because she got her start in politics sleeping with the married corrupt Mayor of San Francisco, Willie Brown. Also works because Biden tapped her for her skin color to attract black voters so she’s kind of like his “Chocolate Factory.”
Caramel Harris – Harris is half-Indian (Asia) and half-Jamaican so this works because black people don’t consider her black. Could also be “Half and Half Harris.”
Kamala Hair – Biden obviously picked her for her race but also because he looks forward to sniffing her hair. She may even be coaxed into rubbing his hairy legs in the pool.
Con Artist Harris – Being as fake as she is and a not-so-secret radical leftist, she’s trying to pull a major con on everyone, presenting herself as moderate.
Sleeping With Joe – Since President Trump calls Biden “Sleepy Joe” it stands to reason that Harris is “Sleeping With Joe.” I mean, that’s how she got her start in politics so why would her ambition not continue to get the VP invite?
Maybe a nickname for Kamala Harris isn’t all that important considering she has doomed Biden’s already doomed campaign. She brings nothing but negative things to the ticket and people are acutely aware that if Biden wins, chances are she’ll end up being president in a year or so. Nobody wanted her to be president when she ran in the democratic primaries and they still don’t want her to be president.
“Loser” might be the most fitting nickname for her because that’s all she’ll be remembered for in 2020.
