If the democrats hold a convention online and nobody watches, does it still suck? The democrats spent 4 days bitching about President Trump and zero days explaining why anyone should vote for Joe Biden and the ratings were down like 40% from 2016. Here’s some other WTF? that had less than desirable outcomes.
Headline of the Week
Mzbel threatens to show vagina on Peace FM to prove she has no grey hair
In an attempt to prove that allegations of her having greyed pubic hairs are false, musician Mzbel almost stripped naked in the studio of Peace FM.
In one of many videos in which she attacked Mzbel, actress Tracy Boakye alleged that the ‘papa no’ at the centre of their beef had lamented that Mzbel had grey hair all over her body.
She claimed that the ‘invisible man’ said he was disgusted by what he saw and vowed not to engage the musician again.
Peace FM’s entertainment review show hosted Mzbel to get her reactions to some of the allegations levelled against her.
Mzbel who rose to fame after releasing a song titled ‘sixteen years’ debunked all the allegations including the one about former President Mahama being the ‘Papa No’.
Kwasi Aboagye, the host of the show asked her prove that contrary to Tracy Boakye’s claim, she has not grown grey hair.
She was initially hesitant to show any of her hairs but upon the host’s persistence removed her scarf which showed that the hair on her head was black and not grey.
Kwasi Aboagye further asked her to prove that there is no grey hair on her vagina.
Mzbel responded by unzipping her tight jeans shorts but was asked by the host and his panellists to stop which she obliged.
Do they make Just For Men, just for women’s vaginas?
Dick of the Week
Male Karen goes on homophobic rant, pulls penis out over store mask policy
Meat Kevin in #Campbell #California harassing workers and calling them fag**ts! and citing the FTBA (Freedom To Breathe Agency, not a real government organization).#KarensGoingWild by @PavelPaulinich #Karen #Kevin pic.twitter.com/0JPiqhdDyQ
— Karens Going Wild by Pavel Paulinich (@pavelpnews) August 18, 2020
With the glut of “Karen” and “Ken” outbursts circulating on social media in recent months, it’s hard for one public meltdown to stand out from the rest.
Not so for Tim Gaskin, a former LGBTQ talk show host who went on a homophobic rant in a Marshall’s department store in San Francisco and whipped his penis out after an employee confronted him.
The video begins with a maskless Gaskin cursing out a Marshall’s employee and using a homophobic slur.
“You dumb fucking f****t, what’s your problem?” Gaskin asks.
When the employee tells Gaskin he can’t use that kind of language, Gaskin threatens to sue the store for $75,000 if they kick him out. He cites protections from the “Freedom to Breathe Agency,” which is not a real government agency.
After more threats from Gaskin, the Marshall’s employee asks for his name, at which point Gaskin sexually harasses the staff by unzipping his pants and staring at the camera.
“Look up the law and put [this video] right next to the law,” Gaskin says. “’Here’s the law and here’s the idiot that filmed me.’ It’s gonna be a whole epiphany for you.”
As if this video weren’t enough to make Gaskin a certifiable asshole, his professional history also makes him a giant hypocrite. In 2004, Gaskin began hosting a public access show called OUT Spoken that covered LGBTQ issues in San Francisco, CBS SF reports. According to his LinkedIn, Gaskin also served as editor-in-chief of Benefit, a lifestyle magazine focused on volunteerism and philanthropy, from 2009 and 2011.
Gay-on-gay hate crimes are very disturbing indeed.
Balls of the Week
NJ Soccer Coach Showed Penis, Sexually Assaulted Player, 11, During Private Lesson
A Morris County youth soccer coach exposed himself and sexually assaulted an 11-year-old player during a private lesson, authorities said Thursday.
Alejandro Almazan, 33, of Pompton Lakes, had the female victim jog with him to a private area within Independence Field in Riverdale on Aug. 9, Morris County Prosecutor Fredric M. Knapp said.
There, Almazan “touched her intimate body parts” over her clothing and then pulled up his shorts and showed her his penis, Knapp said in a release with local police.
Almazan — who was the female victim’s coach through the Ramapo Youth Soccer Association — was charged with sexual assault, endangering the welfare of a child and lewdness, Knapp said.
The Morris County Prosecutor’s Office Sex Crimes/Child Endangerment Unit and the Riverdale Police Department aided in the investigation.
It’s called a “private lesson” not “privates lesson” buddy.
Chopper of the Week
Man’s Penis, Testicles Sliced Off
A Lusaka man is receiving treatment in the University Teaching Hospital after his penis and testicles were sliced off by unknown people who left him for dead.
“An Adult male, Abednigo Katuka is currently admitted in University Teaching Hospitals and nursing wounds that were inflicted on him after he had his testicles and penis chopped off by unknown people in the early hours of yesterday. The man was brought to UTH in a semi conscious state by the police after being informed by members of the public that there was a man lying in a pool of blood under the flyover bridge,” UTH public relations officer Natalie Mashikolo has stated.
“The victim was attended to in our Accident and Emergency Unit. He is stable and is currently receiving treatment.”
Editor: As weird as this story is, it’s the comments section where it truly comes off the hinges:
Sexiologist – This unfair mwe bantu sure!!! Nomba umunenu akulachitila nenshi? Ver very unfair!
Esau Jr Mwale – That’s Too Bad For Mr Abednigo Katuka…No Sperm Productio!
Kalok – Very crude form of castration. What drives a human being to do that to another? The devil is alive and it is in every human unable to check his appetite for evil.
Maganizo lungu – Manje azambo nyenga bwanji? For sure if he is marriage, her wife will run for other men because there we be no sex in there marriage because sex is part of love.Anyway to bad for mr Abednigo katuka and we wish you quick recovery.
A lack of “sperm productio” is the least of this guy’s worries.
Fish Dick of the Week
Woman chops off husband’s genitals with fish knife; man loses life…
Sunday morning was not a normal day for two boys of Malipukuru Jujarsaha village family in West Bengal after they woke up to the murder of their father.
Even before they could come to terms with the gory sight, they were shocked to learn that the murderer is none other than their own mother.
It is reported that the accused Manira, who frequently fought with her husband Mohsin Mallik over the last few years, was on medication as is said to be mentally unsound.
Police suspect that she might have acted in a fit of rage during a fight.
It is said the woman first hit him on head and when he collapsed, she took a Bengali fish knife and chopped off his genitals.
On Sunday morning when two of her sons woke up, the women asked them to check the bathroom and told them what she did.
Panchla Police Station officials have registered a case in this connection and further investigation is being carried out.
At least she knocked him out first.
C-Span of the Week
‘Penis shaped’ shadows on one of London’s most iconic bridges leave people in stitches
In normal times you’ll find Westminster Bridge teeming with people.
Tourists bustling for a holiday snap of the London Eye while looking disappointed towards the scaffolding clad Big Ben.
Card hustlers and street mimes.
Lost drunks and the general river of commuters going two and from Waterloo Station.
But among all this and probably one of the last things you’d expect to see is a long line of particularly naughty shadows cast by the bridge.
Shadows that look a lot like penises.
The shadow is made by sunlight shining through the trefoil design on the bridge’s sides.
It’s unclear whether this was intentional from the designers or just a good old fashioned balls up.
But at certain points in the day, when the sun is at the perfect angle, you’re treated to this strange phenomenon.
A bridge too hard? Bridge over troubled wankers?
Last Samurai of The Week
Woman tied up and forced to watch her ex mutilate boyfriend’s penis with samurai sword
A sadistic killer forced his ex to watch him mutilate her new partner’s genitals with a samurai sword after tying her up with electric cables at their holiday home in Portugal.
Police launched a manhunt when the traumatised woman managed to free herself after being made to witness her boyfriend’s horrific murder.
The search ended when detectives discovered the sole suspect, named locally as Spaniard Carlos Sande Fidalgo, had ended his own life.
Spanish police alerted colleagues in Portugal who had been hunting for the man suspected of the brutal murder of a 53-year-old in front of his partner at their rented holiday home in the village of Gondufe, a 45-minute drive south just across the border in the Portuguese municipality of Ponte de Lima.
Local reports said the dead man’s partner, the suspect’s ex-wife, had her hands tied behind her back with electric cables.
She was then forced to watch as the murder victim had his genitals mutilated for about six hours with weapons including knives and another described as a Japanese sword known as a katana.
The dead man has been named locally as Luis Miguel Fernandez and his partner as Nuria Rodriguez Gonzalez.
How do you stretch mutilating genitals with a sword into a 6-hour activity?
Twisted Sister of the Week
MAN JAILED AFTER GRABBING AND TWISTING DETECTIVE’S TESTICLES
42-year-old Harvey Bush was charged with assaulting an officer, resisting arrest, possession of cocaine with intent, and paraphernalia when he snatched and twisted a detective’s testicles as he was being detained for a business transaction.
On August 5th, crime scene detectives were monitoring the Tiger Market on 2664 Smith Spring Road in Hermitage. According to an affidavit, the detectives witnessed a transaction occur through the window of Harvey Bush’s Mercedes C230. Investigation showed that the owner of the vehicle had two outstanding warrants. When the officers were placing Bush in custody, he attempted to escape, seizing Officer Joseph Patricio by his testicles.
Bush yanked and twisted the officer’s male parts leaving lacerations. A search of the vehicle produced 4 grams of cocaine in two separate containers, a digital scale, a meth pipe, and sandwich bags. The report also explains that Bush had $302 in small bills on his person and this was determined to be supportive of drug sales.
When Bush attacks balls.
Assholes of the Week
Adelaide man has wallet stolen, returns home to find he was stabbed in the buttocks
An Adelaide man had his wallet stolen while at a bus stop then returned home to find he had also been stabbed several times in the buttocks, police have said.
The 35-year-old man was at a Craigmore bus stop, north of the city, when he was approached by a group of four men about 8.30pm Friday.
They allegedly assaulted him and took his wallet before fleeing the scene.
However, it was not until the man returned to his nearby home that he discovered he had also been stabbed.
He was taken to the Royal Adelaide Hospital with non-life-threatening injuries, where he remains in a stable condition.
It’s a good thing they didn’t steal his belt buckle.
Brown Eye of the Week
Farmer who flashed anus at Tesco staff is spared prison
A cattle farmer flashed his bottom at Tesco staff after flouting social distancing one-way system rules, a court heard.
Christopher Padget, from Devizes, was spared an immediate spell behind bars after a Swindon judge heard his mental health was suffering at the time of the incident and he was a man of previous good character.
Prosecutor Lucie Stoker told Swindon Crown Court on Tuesday Padget had gone into the Tesco store in Calne at around 7am on April 6.
He ignored one-way markings in the store and, when challenged by staff, became abusive. He kept swearing at a female staff member, calling her rude names. Security staff were called.
As he left the shop, Padget picked up a £2.50 pot of hand cream. Outside, he pulled down his trousers, bent over and pulled his buttocks apart to show the women his anus.
PC Jamie Bell was first on the scene. He followed Padget’s grey Range Rover Sport as he drove away from the Tesco car park.
His 4×4 slowed down as it approached the roundabout on School Road, but made a u-turn to get away from the two police cars following him.
The nine-minute chase covered roughly five miles, including through the centre of Calne. At points, the officers’ cars hit 80mph on the A4, where a 60mph limit is in place. Padget crossed the central white lines on the road and overtook a car.
The pursuit only came to an end when police deployed a stinger. He told the officers who caught up with him that he would have escaped.
If he had hit the police cars with his 4×4, he would have rectum.
Backlog of the Week
Customer Denied Bathroom Cause Of COVID Does His Business In Glen Rock Liquor Store Aisle
Glen Rock police were trying to identify a liquor store customer who dropped his pants and did his business in an aisle after he was told the bathroom was closed because of coronavirus restrictions.
Detectives were reviewing surveillance video from the Bottle King on Prospect Street after the visitor “proceeded to defecate on the floor of a store aisle and left the building” when he was denied bathroom access, Police Chief Dean Ackermann said.
“The store manager was advised of the procedure to sign a complaint under a Glen Rock borough ordinance that prohibits individuals from defecating or urinating in public view,” the chief said.
With coronavirus almost every occupation is a shitty job now.
XYZ of the Week
South Carolina Appellate Court Declares Unzipped Pants Suspicious
A motorist with an open fly is inviting South Carolina traffic police to conduct a search, the state Court of Appeals recently ruled. On August 14, 2013, Cheryl Jones drove to the bus station in North Charleston to pick up her common law husband Michael N. Frasier Jr. After the couple pulled away, Sergeant Daniel Pritchard ordered them to stop, claiming the car’s third brake light was out.
What really happened was that the city police officers had been staking out the bus station, and the officers assumed that those taking mass transit were up to no good. The sergeant noted that Frasier “looked left, cleared right… at the whole parking lot, left and right” before getting into the car driven by Jones. Looking around a parking lot was suspicious.
During the stop, the sergeant noticed the zipper on Jones’s pants was down. She explained to him that she was in a hurry and had jumped out of the shower before driving to the bus station. It was 80 degrees that morning, headed to a high of 95 with 79 percent humidity, and Officer Steve Hall noted that Frasier was sweating, which suggested he was nervous.
“My interest was piqued highly that something was amiss,” Officer Hall testified.
Jones gave permission to search the vehicle and Frasier responded ambiguously when Officer Hall asked, “Do you mind if I check you out?”
“I do, but…” Frasier said.
Because Frasier turned around, the officer searched him and found cocaine. The question put before the three-judge appellate panel was whether the officers had any legitimate reason to extend the traffic stop for a purpose that went beyond investigating the broken third brake light infraction.
When there’s snow, zip up.
Aisle of the Dead of the Week
Callous supermarket bosses STAY OPEN when employee drops dead and use umbrellas to cover corpse
A SUPERMARKET worker dropped dead in the aisles but his callous bosses kept the store OPEN after covering his corpse with umbrellas.
Sales manager Manoel Moisés Cavalcante, 59, suffered a huge heart attack while working in a Carrefour in Brazil’s northeastern state of Recife.
Colleagues desperately tried to save his life but he passed away in front of horrified shoppers.
However, instead of closing the bustling store, staff continued to serve customers after covering the body with three umbrellas and surrounding it with cardboard boxes.
Carrefour Brasil has now apologised by admitting its handling of the outrageous incident was inappropriate.
“The company erred in not closing the store immediately after what happened to await the funeral service, as well as in not finding the correct way to look after the body,” it said.
According to Carrefour, the man was a sales manager who fell ill inside the store.
First aid was given and an ambulance was immediately called, the supermarket giant says.
After Cavalcante died, Carrefour insisted it “followed guidelines to not remove the body from its place.”
The local subsidiary of France’s Carrefour SA, one of the largest retail chains in Brazil, said it has now changed its guidelines to include the closure of the store in future similar cases.
All sales are final!
WTF? of the Week
Navarre man touched boy’s chest while masturbating ‘a couple hundred times’
A Navarre man is accused of inviting a boy into his home hundreds of times over a span of four years and masturbating while touching the boy’s chest and instructing him to breathe deeply.
David Larimer, 58, was arrested Wednesday, charged with lewd or lascivious behavior and booked into the Santa Rosa County Jail without bond. County records indicate he remained in custody Thursday afternoon.
Two parents contacted the Santa Rosa County Sheriff’s Office in December to report their son had been molested by Larimer on multiple occasions when he was between the ages of 9 and 12.
When the boy was interviewed by authorities, he said when he was between those ages, he would walk his dog to Larimer’s residence. At some point, Larimer found out the boy collected rocks and coins.
The boy said the first time Larimer touched him, Larimer offered him a coin or a rock in exchange for letting Larimer “feel him breath,” the report stated. When the boy agreed, Larimer made the boy stand in a dark corner. Larimer and the boy faced away from each, and Larimer reached back and put his hand on the boy’s chest and instructed him to breathe deeply.
“Larimer would leave his right hand on (the boy) while he would use the other hand to masturbate,” the report stated.
The boy estimated the same type of incident occurred “approximately a couple hundred times and it would occur most days of the week,” the report stated.
The boy said he became uncomfortable with the situation once he figured out Larimer was masturbating each time he asked him to breathe.
I’m uncomfortable just looking at this creepy guy’s mug shot.
