The appeal of socialism for losers is they get a bunch of free stuff they didn’t earn. Thankfully we ain’t there but Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez would like to get things rolling. She wants to steal the Republican Party Elephant mascot for her progressive political party that doesn’t even exist. Socialism has her feeling entitled to things that don’t belong to her and idiocism has her thinking things in her head are real. She should be shopping around for a new “ism” because none of these are serving her well.
A liberal opinion piece masquerading as news set AOC down the path of stupidity:
GOP 2020: “We have no vision, no values, and no beliefs.” 🇺🇸 https://t.co/23eDG92jNe
— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) August 25, 2020
Honestly elephants deserve so much better than to be a mascot for this
— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) August 25, 2020
And then here’s her pitch:
Here is my new mascot proposal:
Progressives take elephants from Republicans, bc they are compassionate, empathetic creatures w nuanced social structures.
General Dems can keep Donkeys if desired – we can unite under that tent.
Republicans are Honey Badgers
— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) August 25, 2020
There’s a a lot of problems here, the first being that “progressives” are not a political party. They are an insipid faction of the democratic party, but definitely not their own party. You don’t get a political party mascot when you don’t have a political party. Them’s the rules.
Next, progressives are not compassionate, empathetic, or nuanced. They are hateful, hypocritical, inartful dunces. Do you know the difference between an Elephant and a car being driven by a progressive? On an elephant the trunk is in the front and the asshole is in the back. Progressives have nothing in common with elephants including a long memory because progressives forgot what they stood for last week.
Finally, honey badgers are badass. If AOC was hopping to insult Republicans by saying honey badgers are a better mascot for the party, she failed. And really, that’s what being a progressive s all about: failure.
The donkey, or jackass, is a very appropriate mascot for the democratic party because, well, they are all jackasses. They could maybe stand a new mascot since they aren’t even the party they were 20 years ago so Def-Con News’ top political scientists have come up with suggestions that will serve the party better.
Dung Beatle – Democrats may not be good a governing or serving the people but they are masters of spinning bullshit, just like the mighty dung beetle.
Chameleon – Democrats are never what they seem and they hide their true colors, plus a lot of them like AOC have bug-eyes.
Pussy Willow – Democrats bend whichever way the political winds are blowing and when it’s all said and done there’s a bunch of fluff and not much else.
Leech – Democrats are parasites that can only exist by sucking the blood of more productive lifeforms. The only difference is, democrats can’t clean out an infected wound, they actually make it dirtier.
Sorry AOC, but your undeserved sense of entitlement doesn’t give you any right to the GOP elephant. I get that you are an unqualified moron who was elected to the U.S. Congress and feel like everything should be handed to you, but there a some things in life you have to earn and others that you can’t have no matter how irritating you are.
