Yesterday, Nancy Pelosi was busted getting her hair styled in a San Francisco salon, flouting state and local coronavirus lockdown mandates. Lest you think she’s a hypocrite who says one thing and does another, she explained that she was set up in a vast conspiracy to knock her down a peg. I’m sure she will hold hearings on the matter and admonish the Director of National Intelligence for failing to brief her on this danger.
On Monday, Pelosi demanded a local salon service her indoors, which is not allowed in San Francisco. She was seen on video walking around the salon without a mask even though she gives everyone else shit for not wearing a mask. Today she held a press conference to clear her good name:
“I take responsibility for trusting the word of a neighborhood salon that I’ve been to over the years many times. When they said ‘we’re able to accommodate people one person at a time and that we can set up that time’ I trusted that. As it turns out, it was a setup,” said Pelosi.
A setup? Sounds sinister.
“So I take responsibility for falling for a setup and that’s all I’m going to say on that,” Pelosi said.
When you think about right-wing groups working to undermine democrats, hair stylists from San Francisco isn’t the first one that comes to mind. Yet here is Nancy Pelosi claiming that the most effeminate profession in the most effeminate city in the world is conspiring to take her down. That may be the craziest thing she’s ever said and she’s said some insane things over the years.
As it turns out, that wasn’t Pelosi’s last word on the subject. A reporter asked her if she owes the service industry an apology for working to keep salons and such closed down while she is free to get her hair styled.
“Well, I don’t. I think that they owe, I think that the salon owes me an apology for setting up,” said Pelosi.
How do you like that? Pelosi is busted being a shit person and she thinks she’s the one who is owed an apology.
Again, Pelosi tried to close matters by saying, “I will not let this subject take away from that fact that we have 180,000 plus people die from this virus.”
Pelosi then claimed that she’s spoken to many other hair stylists who are pissed that she was set up in this conspiracy:
“Many of them annoyed at the setup that the purpose had nothing to do with the uh,” said Pelosi.
She couldn’t finish this sentence, mostly because it was nonsense from the beginning.
As for the fact that she wasn’t wearing a mask in the salon, after she has scolded so many people for not wearing masks, Pelosi had a perfectly logical explanation:
“I just had my hair washed. I don’t wear a mask when I’m washing my hair. Do you wear a mask when you’re washing your hair? I always wear a mask and that picture is when I just came out of the bowl,” Pelosi said.
I think she needs to go back in the bowl because she is a turd that should be flushed.
Nancy Pelosi was busted breaking the rules and being a hypocrite but she blamed it on Republican operatives in the San Francisco hairstyling industry setting her up so that should be good enough for the liberal media to never bring it up again.
