Joe Biden Thinks He’s Running Against George Bush

Joe Biden doesn’t know where he is, what office he’s running for, or even who he’s running against. In the latest glimpse into his deteriorating mind, the democratic party nominee seemed to confuse George Bush with Donald Trump. Biden said he doesn’t want “4 more years of George” so unless he was talking about Clooney, he thinks one of the Bush boys is the current president.

Gaffes are occasional missteps, but with Crazy Joe its several times a day. Here’s another reason why Biden desperately needs help:

“What kinda country we gonna be? 4 more years of George uh, George uh, he uh,” said Biden.

If you pay close attention to Joe’s wife Jill, you can see that she says “Trump” under her breath to correct him three times. Eventually he got the hint.

“We’re gonna find ourselves in a position where if Trump gets elected we’re gonna be uh, we’re gonna be in a different world,” Biden finished.

Since Biden is already in a different world, maybe he’s just trying to get the rest of us to join him. I bet it’s lonely there.

There are many possibilities here because it’s not always obvious what people with dementia are trying to say. He says “George, uh” twice, but maybe he’s really saying “Georgia.” Is he talking about the state or a woman of the same name? It still doesn’t make any sense that he doesn’t want 4 more years of the state or this mystery woman, but it does give his handlers a chance to spin that he doesn’t think there is currently a Bush in the White House.

The thing that you saw his wife doing is a job generally handled by the people in his ear piece. Whenever you see Biden freeze up while reading off a teleprompter, it’s because someone is yelling at him that the previous thing he said was wrong or weird.

The sad thing is, Jill knows her husband is not well and still allows his handlers to put him out there in one embarrassing appearance after another. She knows damn well he is not up to the task of being President, but apparently wants to be first lady so bad she doesn’t mind making him a laughingstock.

Joe’s an empty shell and can’t put anything together, but we can. Let’s take a look at what he’s really telling people:

On several occasion, Joe has stated that he is running for the Senate.

“I’m running as a proud democrat for the Senate,” said Biden last week.

Biden also tells people frequently that they shouldn’t vote for him.

When asked why people should vote for him, Biden responded, “They probably shouldn’t.”

While telling people not to vote for him, sometimes he offers an alternate choice at the ballot box.

“Look me over, if you like what you see, help out, if not vote for the other Biden,” said Biden.

Now we have Biden saying George, possibly Bush, is his opponent in the upcoming election. Putting this all together, Biden thinks it’s a 3-way race for a Senate seat between him, Bush, and the other Biden and would prefer if you vote for anyone but him.

This is a person who definitely should not have the nuclear codes or even a pair of scissors. I guess safety scissors would be okay, but not anything sharp.