Joe Biden is a walking corpse so it makes perfect sense that the dead would vote for him. He’s also a democrat, a party that always captured 100% of the deceased vote. Reports out of Pennsylvania, which is working as hard as they can to steal the election, are that dead people have been mailing in absentee ballots from beyond the grave for Zombie Joe.
Who is actually shocked by this report from journalist Adam Housley?
1/3 While the Trump team should not push to invalidate votes that have yet to be counted, but were cast fairly…we also need to investigate reports. Again..don’t take em/tweet em because you THINK they may be true. I have now found something in Pennsylvania
— Adam Housley (@adamhousley) November 5, 2020
2/3 I have personally spoken with people who work at funeral homes in Pennsylvania because they reached out to me. A quick search revealed that 13 individuals they’ve buried in last few months…7 were sent mail in ballots on 9/28.
— Adam Housley (@adamhousley) November 5, 2020
3/3 Also an 87 year old man applied online for absentee ballot 5 days AFTER his death. “Adam if we were able to find this many so quickly, it gives me great concern.” All info is verified by using obituary data on funeral home websites for DOB and the PA Voter Services website
— Adam Housley (@adamhousley) November 5, 2020
The democrats are now using the film A Weekend At Bernie’s as a template for stealing an election.
Fraudulent votes are like cockroaches; for everyone you see in plain sight, there’s a thousand more under the cupboard. It’s a guarantee that this is way more widespread and is going on in the other states like Georgia, Nevada, and Arizona that are trying so hard to fix it for Biden.
Housley did point out that he can’t say for certain who these dead people voted for, but history tells us that the deceased vote for democrats every single time. There has never been one case of voter fraud involving the dead in which a Republican benefitted. Every day of my life the sun has risen in the East. While I cannot see into the future, I am confident the same thing will happen tomorrow morning based on my previous experience.
Joe Biden lost major support from blacks and Hispanics on Election Day but that’s okay because he’s built an even more reliable coalition:
Room Temperature People for Joe
The Recently Autopsied Biden Brigade
NY Nursing Homers
Joe’s Organ Donars
Urns Open for Democracy
The Blue Death Certificates
Necrophiliacs like to point out the dead girls don’t say “no,” which is gross but true and they also have no objections to helping democrats steal elections. Unlike the first thing, with the second they don’t get f*cked as hard.
Joe Biden’s campaign slogan is “Battling for the Soul of the Nation” which made me think he was running as Satan, trying to collect all of the souls of sinners for eternal damnation. That still seem applicable but this dead people voting business makes me think he’s more like the Grim Reaper, harvesting the souls of the dead.
