The biggest WTF? this week is the extent that the liberal media will go to to cover up and suppress Joe Biden’s election theft. Here’s some other WTF? that they should have tried to hide instead:
Headline of the Week
Zimbabwean Man Lives Without An Anus For 35 Years
Believe it or not, in a rather unfortunate incident, a Zimbabwean man was born without an anus – a rare medical condition that is known as imperforate anus (IA). This rare ailment affects one in every five thousand births globally and is known to dampen one’s confidence as the bearer lose control of their bowel and defecate in public without notice.
…35-year-old Tinotenda Mudarikwa spends an average of 45 minutes daily on the toilet seat struggling to poop. While most of us spend at least a couple of minutes pooping and not even breaking a sweat.
As odd as it might look, Tinotenda is rather lucky because the majority of people who are born with this condition do not live to see teenagehood.
According to medical experts, an imperforate anus is a birth defect that develops when a baby is growing in its mother’s womb. Because of the missing anus, Tino and a few others out there cannot pass stools (faces) normally from their rectum.
Tinotenda lived through a hell of a life being called names like ‘stinking guy’ and ‘ugly smelling duckling’ all because he has never been able to control his bowels.
“Often, I had to change my undergarments and I had no one to confide in or understand what I was going through at that time. I had no friends and other pupils used to call me all sorts of names. I remember they nicknamed me ‘stinking guy’,” he says.
At least this guy’s not an asshole.
The Other Theft of the Week
Nigeria pastor killed for ‘genital theft’, curfew imposed
A curfew was imposed in parts of Nigeria’s north central Benue state after a pastor was killed by a mob over alleged cases of genital theft, officials said Thursday.
Rumours of “manhood theft” -– where victims believe their genitals are shrinking or retracting into the body — are not uncommon in Nigeria and other parts of West Africa and often lead to mob violence.
This latest incident occurred in Daudu, a town about 250 kilometres (about 150 miles) from the federal capital Abuja.
Local authorities said a group of young people accused a pastor and an alleged accomplice of being responsible.
Caleb Aba, the head of the local government, rejected this, telling AFP: “It was confirmed that this was not true because scientific tests were carried out.”
The pastor’s alleged accomplice was taken into custody for his own protection, after local media said he and the pastor were collecting money from residents to cure them.
The priest, fearing for his life, fled the town, police spokeswoman Catherine Anene said, adding that his church was burnt down by angry youths.
“Youths trailed him and killed him. Eventually we found his dead body,” she told AFP.
“After two days, the youths again accused another person of removing a youth’s genital organ. This man was beaten to the point of coma so the police intervened,” Aba said, explaining the curfew.
The army and police deployed to the area after local media reported a group had invaded the weekly market chanting “no penis, no market”, temporarily halting trade.
Eight people were arrested for causing public disturbance and inciting violence, police said.
Erection theft? Choader fraud?
Snip of the Week
High on drugs, woman in Penang slices friend’s penis
A man had his penis sliced by a female friend while both of them were high on drugs at the Bandar Baru Farlim marketplace here early yesterday.
Police were alerted to the incident at about 7.55am yesterday when they received a call from the 47-year-old unemployed victim, informing that his private part had been injured.
Northeast district police chief Assistant Commissioner Soffian Santong said investigation showed the 38-year-old unmarried woman, also unemployed, had met the victim at about 6.30am yesterday at his old office near the marketplace.
“Both the victim and suspect are friends. Investigation showed both of them had consumed drugs and were high. The victim soon fell unconscious.
“When he came about, he found that his genital was bleeding and the suspect was nowhere to be seen.
“It was then he lodged a police report,” he said today.
Soffian said the victim sustained slice wounds which was not serious.
He added that the injury was caused by a sharp object.
“The victim is now being treated at the Penang Hospital. He also has a record of receiving psychiatric treatment at the same hospital,” he added.
Police also seized several items linked to the case, including a pair of scissors from the scene, believed to have been used to injure the victim.
Soffian said the suspect was picked up in Paya Terubong, Air Itam at 9am yesterday.
The suspect, whose urine tested positive for methamphetamine, had three previous records for drug-related offences.
This is why you don’t do meth with Edward Scissorhands.
Nip of the Week
Woman for Ghana bite off penis of alleged rapist who ask for ‘blow job’
De incident happen for Obuasi, Ashanti Region yeste when de alleged rapist enter de room Juanita around midnight.Ashanti Regional Police PRO, ASP Godwin Ahianyo confirm de incident give BBC Pidgin.
De victim for en police report inside state say “de man ask her to suck en penis wey in de process she bite off en penis.”
De man Emmanuel Ankron, 23 enter de room of de student plus cutlass den locally made pistol. After he steal her money, TV set den phone, he now ask for ‘blow job.’
During de process of de blow job wey she bite am. De suspect who start dey bleed run out after de incident.
Juanita, who dey inside shock report de matter give police wey she go Anglogold Ashanti hospital for treatment. She later discover say di suspected rapist also come de hospital wey she raise alarm make dem arrest am.
Police retrieve de part of de penis wey she bite off for preservation for hospital while investigations start into de matter.
Authorities say de suspect suffer de bite injury when he finish rape de young lady first time, but ask for blow job again before he go leave her house.
If the BBC has a pidgin English site, can MSNBC’s “ebonics” site be far behind?
Follow-up of the Week
Alleged Rapist And Armed Robber Speaks : My Penis Was Bitten Off By Armed Robbers Who Attacked Me
The alleged armed robber whose penis was bitten off by a lady he drugged and raped in Obuasi has also told Nurses attending to him at the hospital that he was attacked by armed robbers.
According to the Obuasi Municipal Police Commander, DSP Martin Asenso who spoke on Accra-based Adom FM and monitored by Ghgossip.com
He stated that ,the suspected armed robber narrating his story, told the Nurses that;
“He was robbed and attacked by some robbers at his place and that was why he came to the hospital for treatment”.
His story fell apart when cops found his dick in the mouth of the woman he raped.
Blaster of the Week
Couple shot man in testicles for revenge
A Queensland couple who bashed a man with a tyre iron, shocked him with a cattle prod and shot him in the testicles with a gel blaster have been handed jail sentences.
Mark Donald McDonald, 40, and Helene Irene Wigfull, 37, pleaded guilty in the Brisbane District Court on Friday to a slew of charges including deprivation of liberty, extortion and assault occasioning bodily harm while armed.
The court found the “harrowing cruelty” inflicted on the 26-year-old victim was sparked by a “perceived” debt, and was an act of revenge and vigilantism.
McDonald abducted the victim on July 31 last year as he was leaving a mate’s house.
The victim was forced into a car driven by Wigfull with the doors locked to stop any attempt to escape.
McDonald hit the victim in the head and legs with the tyre iron before taking him to the couple’s Darra home.
In a granny flat, the complainant was assaulted and interrogated over several hours in a “persistent and cruel” attack.
The victim was beaten, shot in the chest and testicles with a gel plaster, and shocked with a cattle prod.
During the assault, the victim was asked if he had any family members who would “pay to keep him safe”.
A photo of the injured man was sent to his father with a demand for $5000 cash.
Police were called and found the victim wearing just his underpants under a pile of pillows.
WTF? is a gel blaster? Actually, that’s what I thought testicles were.
Master of the Week
Lewd pervert ‘hid in shop’s Christmas tree display to masturbate in secret’
A pervert accused of hiding near a store’s Christmas tree display to masturbate fled from the LA shop when police arrived, reports state.
Perrion Smith, 30, has been arrested and charged with an obscenity offence. The felony can relate to masturbation, excretory functions and/or lewd exhibition of genitals.
On Sunday, (November 8), Thibodaux police officers were called to reports of lascivious behaviour inside a local big box store.
They arrived shortly after 2pm along 400 block of N Canal Boulevard, LA.
Smith is accused of exposing himself while hiding behind a Christmas tree display, authorities said.
His alleged actions forced the business to thrown away nearly $500 worth of Christmas trees.
He was taken into custody as he attempted to flee the store and was transported to the Lafourche Parish jail, where he remains on a $15,000 bond.
He could have bought a lot of ho ho hos for $15,000. Just sayin’.
Where’s Waldo of the Week
Millions of women don’t know where their own vagina is located
Ladies, it might be time to take a long, hard look in the mirror and ask, “What is that?”
An estimated ¼ of US women don’t know where their vagina is, according to a new poll conducted by OnePoll, which found that 46% of ladies couldn’t point out the cervix, and 59% suggested a different body part when asked to identify the uterus.
Only one in 10 women passed the anatomy quiz, asking them to name all the parts of a female reproductive diagram.
OnePoll also asked women to describe the menstrual cycle and found many were confounded by the process. Some described periods as a “detoxification,” like a “periodical body reset button,” or something that “got rid of bacteria.” A quarter of responses described periods more approximately as “the process a women’s body goes through to shed excess blood.” However, 63% of women more accurately explained that the body is shedding its uterine lining.
Menopause was not understood well either, with 13% defining menopause as a term to describe a missed period, while 10% figured it had something to do with turning 40. While age is a factor, the number does not dictate when or why menopause takes place.
Women were divided on whom to blame for their poor understanding of their own bodies: 36% said their teachers failed, 28% resented parents and 27% called for better public education standards.
That’s why they voted for Joe Biden, who couldn’t find his ass with a GPS.
Family Tits of the Week
‘Family Ties’ star Meredith Baxter hated her ‘enormous breasts’
Meredith Baxter says that being a working actress was made infinitely more difficult by her “enormous breasts.”
The “Family Ties” star — who famously played Elyse Keaton on the hit ’80s sitcom — told Page Six that her breasts were “the plague of my life” early in her career, with TV execs constantly talking at her chest or making lewd comments.
“People go, ’Oh to have someone wanting you, lusting after you …’ That’s not lust, that’s aggression. ‘Let me take your power away by turning you into a sexual object.’ You can’t even open your mouth then,” she told us in a recent interview.
The 73-year-old actress said the one upside of having breast cancer in 1999 was having a breast reduction.
Baxter, who got her first big break in the early-’70s sitcom “Bridget Loves Bernie,” is now happily married to wife Nancy Locke but said she had to get sober and go through other difficulties before finding contentment.
“I had to go through a lot of other s–t first,” Baxter said. “I got sober in 1990 and met Nancy 15 years later and I had to learn a lot about myself first. That couldn’t have happened at that time because I was married to someone else and I had some drama and trauma to go through first.”
Only in Hollywood are huge boobs and successful careers considered curses, but cancer and homosexuality are blessings.
Party Tits of the Week
The organisation, called ‘Los Cirujanos’ (‘The Surgeons’), was dismantled during two raids in the city of Cali in the Colombian department of Valle del Cauca and the city of Medellin in the department of Antioquia.
In total, six men and four women were arrested for trafficking drugs into Spain and the rest of Europe – including a renowned Medellin hospital doctor.
One of the detainees is a specialist at a hospital in Cali and another detainee is accused of pretending to be a doctor to recruit female victims with promises of a job in Spain.
The gang allegedly recruited women and made them undergo illegal operations in hotel rooms or rented apartments to implant liquid cocaine in their breasts.
They also used so-called calf implants designed to give women more shapely legs to smuggle the drugs by replacing the silicon with liquid cocaine.
The women were later send to Madrid where the implants were removed by gang members.
Coke tits? Now we know who the woman in the Hunter Biden sex video is.
Fruit of the Week
Man hallucinating in his underwear used fire extinguisher to damage property
A man in his underwear and under the influence of a drug was using a fire extinguisher to “break items” when deputies found him and arrested him for allegedly damaging vehicles, docks, and homes in Camden County on Wednesday.
Camden County deputies responded to the area of Antique Road on Wednesday in reference to windows being smashed at a home, a news release said.
Shortly after clearing the call, deputies responded to another report in the same area of a man damaging cars.
When deputies responded, they found 32-year-old Mark Stripling “in his underwear, under the influence of a controlled substance, and using a fire extinguisher to break items,” the Camden County Sheriff’s Office said.
Further investigation revealed he allegedly is responsible for multiple property damage incidents of vehicles, docks and homes in the same area where he was arrested.
Because Stripling was hallucinating, the sheriff’s office said he was transported to Lake Regional Hospital and later released to the Camden County Correctional Facility.
A man named Stripling took off most of his clothes and though he was tripping balls, kept his testicles covered.
Vegetable of the Week
Florida man arrested after drive-thru meltdown over lack of lettuce
A Florida man was arrested after causing a commotion in a Checkers drive-thru, throwing a fit over the lack of lettuce for his sandwich.
Henry Arce-Cabellero now faces charges of disorderly conduct and resisting an officer without violence following the drive-thru drama…
On Nov. 4, the Largo Police Department responded to a call from the Checkers on Ulmerton Road in Clearview around 11:30 p.m. Employees got scared when Arce-Cabellero beat on the drive-thru window and screamed at them, furious that the restaurant didn’t have any leafy greens for his order.
The disgruntled customer’s meltdown caused the workers to fear for their safety and for the other diners inside, per a criminal complaint.
When authorities arrived, Arce-Cabellero was reportedly uncooperative and denied the allegations of erratic behavior.
According to the outlet, the 49-year-old also refused to show police his driver’s license. When an officer moved to place him in custody, the customer initially resisted, before conceding when handcuffed.
Clearly he needs more fiber in his diet, which ironically can be found in lettuce.
Sore Loser of the Week
A teaching assistant has been jailed after having a sexual relationship with a 15-year-old boy pupil with whom she says she fell in love.
The schoolboy was so devastated by the then-25-year-old’s sexual demands that he confessed to the judge he had considered sexually harming himself in a bid to become less attractive to the woman.
The shocking story of the teaching assistant’s illicit behaviour towards the boy 10 years her junior was revealed in court at a sentencing hearing which saw Fay Mcrobbie jailed for more than two years.
Mcrobbie, now 32 and from Wallingford, Oxfordshire, groomed her 15-year-old student beginning in 2014, a court heard.
At his breaking point, the schoolboy ended their two-year relationship, claiming he did not love the learning support assistant anymore.
However, when Mcrobbie found out he was starting a relationship with a girl of his own age, she penned a letter threatening to kill herself.
The now 22-year-old victim stood up in crown court to express how the teacher’s controlling behaviour had deeply affected him.
He said: ‘Fay was relying on me emotionally. I felt responsible for her feelings.
‘The relationship only got worse, arguments were getting more frequent and the reasons were getting more silly each time.
As I was going to be leaving school and going to college, I wanted to stop talking to Fay but she was planning a future for us.
‘Around New Year’s Eve I told her I did not love her anymore. She broke down saying she could not continue life if we were not together.
‘She told me she wanted to kill herself. She was over-burdening me with her emotions.
‘Fay found out about my new girlfriend and she went crazy. She made it her mission to break us apart.
‘At the time I would have done anything to get her away from me, I even considered genital mutilation – I thought if I had nothing there to interest her then she might leave me alone.’
He’s taking his balls and going home.
Regular Loser of the Week
Texas creep ‘who forced girl to have sex with dog’ is jailed for animal cruelty
A Texas man who allegedly committed bestiality by forcing a little girl to copulate with a dog and who boasts a lengthy roster of crimes has pleaded guilty to animal cruelty…
This was the result of a plea bargain after the Texas man who allegedly forced the girl into bestiality also killed a small dog, a mini Australian shepherd, in a Wichita Falls park. The dog had apparently bit him.
Matthew Misner, 23, was sentenced to four years in prison.
The man who is believed to have committed the horrifying acts of bestiality, using little girl as his pawn, is now in a Texas jail.
In July, Texas cops arrested the man on charges of indecency with a child — the little girl — and bestiality.
In June 2019, Texas cops interviewed an eight-year-old girl who told them a shocking and sordid story involving a creepy man, a dog and bestiality.
The girl told the Texas police that the man with bestiality on the brain sexually assaulted her at a home in Clay County.
Then he allegedly forced the poor little girl to engage in sex with a dog.
He molested a girl but went to jail for animal cruelty? Should have called this one the “plea deal of the week.”
WTF? of the Week
Armed Man Shot By Off-Duty NYPD Officer During Alleged Carjacking Attempt
An off-duty NYPD officer shot an armed and reportedly drunk man in the chest during an attempted carjacking in Brooklyn on Wednesday, police said.
The 28-year-old assailant approached the off-duty cop at around 2 a.m. in Canarsie, knocking on his window before firing a shot that “barely missed” the officer, according to Chief of Detectives Rodney Harrison.
“Our member of the service then pulled out his firearm, shooting several times at our perpetrator, striking him in the chest,” Harrison told reporters.
Police sources…said the man had previously fired a revolver while drunkenly chasing people in a nearby bar parking lot. He also reportedly wrapped a gun in a condom, sticking it in his rectum to avoid detection by bar security.
The NYPD shard a photo of the plastic-wrapped gun covered in what appears to be blood, along with another firearm that they said was recovered at the scene.
The unidentified suspect was hospitalized with life-threatening injuries. The officer was not shot, but taken to a different hospital to be evaluated for tinnitus.
Did he use a magnum condom?
