The liberal media didn’t just bury the Hunter Biden laptop story, they actively suppressed it. Because journalism is a complete joke now however they are breaking an unsubstantiated story that Ivanka Trump once blamed a fart on someone else. Joe Biden’s son’s corruption and perversion is off-limits but Donald Trump’s daughter’s flatulence is fair game.
Ladies and gentlemen, it’s come to this:
Ivanka Trump ‘blamed a fart on her classmates when she was a bratty teenager’ https://t.co/dFKXyGAfmF
— Daily Mail US (@DailyMail) November 18, 2020
And they’re damn serious about this “reporting.” Check out the actual headline of the article:
A woman who claims to be Ivanka Trump’s former ‘best friend’ says one of her earliest memories of her is her blaming a fart on someone else.
Lysandra Ohrstrom, a 38-year-old journalist who writes for The Observer and Huffington Post, attended Chapin, an all-girls private school in Manhattan’s Upper East Side, with Ivanka as a teenager.
Now Lysandra, who voted for Biden in the recent election, is speaking out, saying it is time to lift the veil on who her former friend really is.
On Tuesday, she wrote: ‘One of the earliest memories I have of Ivanka from before we were friends is when she blamed a fart on a classmate.’
And it gets worse:
Lysandra says that Ivanka also coaxed other girls into bad behavior, including flashing their breasts at ‘the hot dog man’ from the windows of their school, then talked her way out of trouble when they were caught.
‘Some time later, she goaded me and a few other girls into flashing our breasts out the window of our classroom in what has since been labelled the “flashing the hot dog man” incident in Chapin lore.
‘Ivanka had basically been the ringleader, but she pleaded her innocence to the headmistress and got off scot-free.
‘The rest of us were suspended,’ she said.
Was “the hot dog man’ Anthony Weiner? He’s a guy who loves him some underage breasts.
This wouldn’t be ace reporting if it didn’t include a negative portrayal of President Trump:
She also describes an incident at Mar-a-Lago during which Donald Trump Jr. snatched half of a grilled cheese sandwich from her plate.
‘Ivanka scolded him, but Mr. Trump chimed in, “Don’t worry. She doesn’t need it. He’s doing her a favor.”
‘Conversely, he’d usually congratulate me if I’d lost weight,’ she wrote.
She is a little chunky. Just sayin’.
This article masquerading as news is already pretty funny but this is the most hilarious part about it:
A spokeswoman for Ivanka did not immediately respond with a comment in response to Lysandra’s claims on Tuesday morning.
A so-called reporter actually contacted Ivanka Trump’s people to ask if she ever blamed a fart on someone else. This is Pulitzer Prize award territory.
When the NY Post broke the Hunter Biden laptop story, Twitter blocked their account and deleted any tweet that contained a link to the article. The reason they did this was because they say they have a policy against promoting “leaked material” despite the fact that there was no leaked material in the article.
Flatulence literally is “leaked material” so why hasn’t Twitter blocked The Daily Mail’s account? Something really stinks with this Ivanka Trump fart story.
