We knew Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer was a garbage person, but we had no idea what a flaming dumpster fire she really is until now. The insane woman who has locked her state down and prevented residents from earning a living used Santa Clause to brainwash kids into accepting the lockdown orders that keep their parents from putting food on the table or presents under the tree. This is actually a serial killer-level of derangement and creepiness.
Gov. Whitmer cancelled Christmas in more ways than one, but to make up for it, or to excuse it, she brought Santa Clause on to her propaganda team:
As Michigan’s kids gear up for the holiday season, I decided to surprise a few of them with a special guest from the North Pole! pic.twitter.com/aI6qGkrouS
— Governor Gretchen Whitmer (@GovWhitmer) December 16, 2020
Whitmer introduces Santa as, “someone who has been really following the rules and making sure that he stays safe and the elves stay safe.”
One brainwashed kid asks Santa if he has to wear a mask.
“When I’m in my workshop with all my elves we are all masked up and social distancing,” says Santa.
I think it’s safe to assume that the North Pole also has a democrat for a governor.
Another hypnotized kid says that he’s going to leave hand sanitizer for Santa after he eats milk and cookies, but that brings up a legitimate point that Old Saint Nick shouldn’t be coming around this Christmas. If people in Michigan can’t have friends and family over for the holidays, why should a complete stranger, be allowed in? Even worse, Santa is going to be in everyone’s house, picking up the coronavirus and spreading it to all the subsequent houses he lists.
A third brainwashed kid asked Santa if he has been tested for COVID-19, which totally seems like a question a 4-year-old would ask.
“Everyone has been testing negative. We’re still getting tested. I think we’re so far up North that it might not be getting to us but we’re not going to take any chances. We’re all going to mask up, we’re all going to wash our hands, and we’re all going to stay six feet apart,” replied Santa.
Then came this thing, which seems like how they got the Hitler Youth to accept the teachings of the Nazi party:
“How can we keep people safe for Christmas?” asked a little girl.
“What I would suggest to do is what the Governor is telling all the people of the great state of Michigan to do,” said Santa.
That is some f*cking evil shit right there. Speaking of which, Whitmer then jumped in by telling kids that Santa wants them to stay home and not celebrate Christmas with their families.
“And another way to stay safe during the holidays is to stay home but call your grandparents and your cousins and your family.” said Whitmer. “This year it has to look a little bit different so we can stay safe.”
If you’ve ever wondered what indoctrination into the ways of liberalism looks like, this is it.
If the coronavirus is still raging come Spring, Whitmer intends to bring in the Easter Bunny to explain to kids why it’s okay that their out-of-work parents are committing suicide and having their homes foreclosed because it’s keeping everyone safe.
