On the campaign trail, Joe Biden called a voter a “lying dog-faced pony soldier.” Apparently all of the insults in his bag of tricks involve ponies because he just called a reporter a “one horse pony,” which makes abut as much sense. The only thing left to do now is to figure out why he has so much contempt for ponies.
Joe Biden doesn’t take questions from the press unless they have been vetted by his people and ask pre-approved questions. Today he gave a brief statement on something nobody cares about and when he left, Fox’s Steve Doocy shouted a question at him, asking if he still believes that the story about Hunter Biden’s crooked business dealings is Russian disinformation.
For some reason, Joe broke with his own rules and answered it:
“Yes, yes, yes. God love you, man. You’re a one horse pony,” replied Biden.
So he still does believe that Hunter’s crooked business dealings are Russian disinformation even though he is being investigated for tax fraud and money laundering? Also what was that other thing he said?
What the f*ck is a one horse pony? I mean, I guess the obvious answer is a pony that owns one horse, but that still doesn’t make any sense of this.
There’s a saying “one-horse town” to describe a very small rural community. There’s also a saying “one-trick pony” which is used to describe someone with a limited repertoire, such as Joe Biden and his constant pony-related insults. He however didn’t say that, he mixed them up and went with “one horse pony.”
Just last year after the Iowa caucuses, where he preformed poorly, a voter asked him why he did so bad. This was his answer:
“You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier,” said Biden.
Again, it’s impossible to determine what Biden was going for here.
Clearly Joe has ponies on the brain and it may be that when he was young he wanted one for Christmas but his out-of-work dad wouldn’t get him one. Now that Joe’s mind is nearly gone, the only thing left is the latent imprint of a pony he never got and that translates into ponies everywhere.
Joe wears Pony hi-tops when he takes guys behind the gym.
Joe once ordered a pony keg and was disappointed it was filled with beer and not liquid ponies.
Joe’s favorite character from The Outsiders is Pony Boy.
Joe thinks conservative CEO of My Pillow, Mike Lindell, is the “My Little Pony Guy.”
Joe got “riding the porcelain pony” and riding an actual pony confused and shit on a horse.
Joe thought Sex in the City was a “dog and pony show” because Cynthia Nixon is so ugly and Sarah Jessica Parker has a horse face.
When Joe was asked to “pony up” his share of the pizza, he rode a stallion to Domino’s.
If anyone from the liberal media ever asks Biden about the inappropriate relationship his son Hunter had with his underage cousin, Joe will say there’s nothing wrong with “riding the baloney pony.”
Of course nobody from the liberal media will ever ask Joe about anything Hunter-related nor will they mention that Biden’s bungling of pony sayings is clear evidence of his declining cognitive function.
