Joe Biden Trips Over Something ‘That’s Black” in ‘You Nork’

Joe Biden has said that black people aren’t really black unless they support him. Recently in the state of “You Nork” Biden tripped over something and was surprised as hell that it was black. Was it a supporter? Who knows, the dude is out of his friggin’ mind.

Biden was campaigning in New York for embattled governor Kathy Hochul but a had little trouble pronouncing the name of the state.

“You’ve got two days to make sure the rest of You Nork knows the good that they have in Katty Hochul,” said Biden.

I get the impression You Nokers are kind of fed up with Hochul.

Just for fun, Biden should have tried to say “Unique New York” 5 times really fast.

Later he said, “Your governor is making sure all that money is coming to York.”

I’m sure the Brits are happy that Hochul is shipping all that money to York, but You Norkers might be a little pissed.

Is it weird that Joe Biden has so much trouble with New York? I could see him fumbling with Schenectady but New York is so simple a moron could remember it and pronounce it. I guess Biden’s dementia has rendered him a sub-moron at this point.

Speaking of which:

Biden was roaming the stage, ranting incoherently, when he tripped and almost fell.

“Two, ten, twelve, fifteen, wope stepping on a, wuzza it, it, it’s black,” said Biden looking at the floor.

Was this a metaphor for Joe Biden stepping on black people with his horrible economic policies? Or maybe this was Biden saying blacks are bad because they trip him up. Most likely it’s because Joe’s brains are scrambled and he has no situational awareness and is awestruck by common things like flooring.

I feel like if Donald Trump tripped over something and made a comment that it was black, there would be sufficient racial outrage, so Biden should get the same thing. Unfortunately, he’s a democrat and those assholes get to play by a different set of rules.

At least this trip ended up better for Joe than when he ate shit on the steps up to Air Force One or that time he fell off his bike in Delaware.

At some point, eco-protesters began chanting “No more drilling” and Biden angrily snapped, “No more drilling.”

“There is no more drilling. I haven’t formed a any new drilling,” Biden added.

He hasn’t formed a any new drilling? What the hell does that mean?

Also, didn’t he just beg/threaten the oil companies to increase production? He certainly seems to want to form some new drilling or perhaps he’s a lying sack of crap. Either to the American people or the protesters. Or both.

Biden was trying to keep democrat Kathy Hochul from losing to Republican Lee Zeldin in the deep blue state of You Nork. Instead, he demonstrated that his motor function is suffering almost as badly as his cognitive function. He tripped, said nonsense things, and got angry for no reason. That’s Alzheimers all the way.