Nancy Pelosi is a nasty spiteful witch (bitch) and even more so when it comes to the object of her obsession: President Trump. The House Speaker tore up a copy of Trump’s SOTU address, disparaged his manhood, and let millions of Americans suffer as she held up COVID-19 relief to help defeat him. Now that she’s sure that Trump has lost, she is threatening to drag him out of the White House by his hair.
Congress finally passed a coronavirus relief bill after 5 months of Pelosi and the democrats blocking it it. It’s a complete piece of shit, just like Pelosi, that gives more help to foreign countries than it does to Americans, forced out of work by the government,
Politico did a piece on the negotiations behind this epic fail of a relief package and there was this odd statement Pelosi made about President Trump:
“I’m counting down the hours ‘til he’s gone,” Pelosi told her leadership team as they strategized this weekend. “I plan to pull him out of there by his hair, his little hands and his feet.”
That must be more of that “healing” stuff Joe Biden was talking about. This is how the democrats intend to unite the country.
Because this came from Pelosi, who is obviously insane, there are more than a few problems with her threat. First, she has the physique of corpse that’s been in the ground for a decade. When she tore up Trump’s State of the Union Address, she had to do it page-by-page because she lacks even modest strength. She couldn’t pull a pair of slippers out of the White House, let along a grown man who she has described as “morbidly obese.”
Next, this plan of her has some logistical issues. How is she going to pull Trump out of the White House by his “hair, his little hands, and his feet” at the same time, Even if she had enormous hands and could grab both of Trump’s hands with one and both of Trump’s feet with the other, she’d still need a third hand to grab him by the hair as well. She’s a mutant, but not a three-handed one.
Speaking of which, Pelosi says that Trump wears a hair piece so if she pulled him by the hair, it would come off in her hand. Then she’d have to try to pull him out by his bald head and that’s an even bigger problem because there’s nothing to grip on.
The biggest problem however is that Nancy Pelosi is both full of shit and a chicken shit. She talks big and bad, but she won’t confront Trump directly. He’ll insult her to her face and she runs away to cry to the liberal media about it. Even her tearing of the SOTU speech was done behind his back. The only thing she is going to pull is another $25 pint of ice cream from her designer ice cream freezer while Americans suffer at her boney skeleton hands.
Nancy Pelosi might loose her Speaker’s gavel in January but definitely after the 2022 midterms when Republicans flip the House. Either one of those will be funny, but it would be truly hysterical if Congress contests the Electoral College vote and hands the presidency back to Trump. You will literally be able to see the Botox draining from her face if that happens, so let’s hope it does.
