“The Squad” or more accurately “The Loon Squad” consisting of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar, Rashida Tlaib, and Ayanna Pressley has decided they aren’t quite crazy enough so they’ve added two new lunatics to the fold. Joining the kooks is anti-American progressive Cori Bush and socialist cop-hater Jamaal Bowman. The Loon Squad now has a dude (sort of) and 2 black skinheads.
Here’s the OG Loons welcoming in the new blood:
The squad is big, family. https://t.co/gV0eL9nba2
— Ayanna Pressley (@AyannaPressley) January 3, 2021
Let’s do this. #117thCongress @IlhanMN @JamaalBowmanNY @AOC @AyannaPressley @CoriBush pic.twitter.com/Lx9Ym9nc1L
— Rashida Tlaib (@RashidaTlaib) January 3, 2021
Unbought and unbossed ✊🏽 https://t.co/3ocqYsqUDE
— Ilhan Omar (@IlhanMN) January 3, 2021
Let’s go! 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽 https://t.co/24ZLM8Expv
— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) January 3, 2021
I guess Cori Bush is the new leader of the Loon Squad since most of them just subtweeted her tweet. Then again, they aren’t the sharpest knives in the drawer so maybe they just couldn’t come up with anything on their own.
So who are these new lunatics? Well, we know Cori Bush from her agenda to abolish the United States military:
If you’re having a bad day, just think of all the social services we’re going to fund after we defund the Pentagon.
— Cori Bush (@CoriBush) October 20, 2020
As well as Bush freaking out on Obama for not supporting abolishing the police:
With all due respect, Mr. President—let’s talk about losing people. We lost Michael Brown Jr. We lost Breonna Taylor. We’re losing our loved ones to police violence.
It’s not a slogan. It’s a mandate for keeping our people alive. Defund the police. https://t.co/Wsxp1Y1bBi
— Cori Bush (@CoriBush) December 2, 2020
As for Jamaal Bowman, we haven’t heard much from him but I found this:
We’re fighting in your memory, Tamir. You won’t be forgotten.
A system this cruel and inhumane can’t be reformed. Defund the police, and defund the system that’s terrorizing our communities. https://t.co/OwFg32pbZ3
— Jamaal Bowman (@JamaalBowmanNY) December 29, 2020
Plus he’s clearly qualified to be a member of Congress:
This is canvassing at its finest! Melissa wasn’t too pleased however. 😬 pic.twitter.com/LQyr7yZNWA
— Jamaal Bowman (@JamaalBowmanNY) January 3, 2021
With the addition of these 2 new Squad members, the balance of power has clearly shifted. It used to be 2 Muslims, a Hispanic, and a black skinhead. Now it’s 4 black people, including 2 black skinheads, a foul-mouthed Palestinian, and an idiot former bartender. No matter how you look at it however, it’s still 6 crazy America-hating socialists who somehow managed to get elected to the House of Representatives.
The original “Loon Squad” has provided us with endless entertainment over the past 2 years with their antics and insanity, so 2 more should make them the greatest comedy troupe since the original Saturday Night Live cast. And to prove that, here’s how Bowman celebrated his inclusion to the Squad:
The Empire struck back, but it’s time for a new era.
Some call it Squad, some call it Jedi. pic.twitter.com/rC4LZAHGAd
— Jamaal Bowman (@JamaalBowmanNY) November 3, 2020
More like the Empire Struck Out: Return Of The Jugheads, but you see my point. Nancy Pelosi is going to have a lot of fun trying to contain these lunatics for the next 2 years.
