House Democrats Violate Pelosi’s Ban On Gendered Terms

Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, instituted a ban on gendered terms like “father and mother” because she’s a powermad leftist kook. She will no doubt be bringing down the ethics hammer on her fellow democrats who have chosen to willfully defy her order. Either that or this is another one of those liberal rules which only applies to others.

Despite the ban on gendered terms, an exclusive Def-Con News investigation has found that several House democrats are still using them in their Twitter bios. Prepare to be shocked.

Ted Lieu may be the dumbest man in Congress, but that’s no excuse for flouting the rules like this:

Eric Swalwell may be the dumbest looking man in Congress, but that’s no excuse for sleeping with a Chinese spy and this:

Adam Schiff may still be sitting on the evidence of Russian collusion, but the evidence of his gendered collusion is plain for the world to see:

With the exception of AOC, the entire “Loon Squad” is guilty.

As the only boy in an all-girl band, Jamaal Bowman bluntly flaunts his masculinity:

As if the name Cory Bush wasn’t already gendered enough, check out this ethics violation:

Ayanna Pressley has more gendered pronouns than hair:

Though she refrained from using the gendered “mothers*cker,” Rashida Tlaib is still in violation:

Though she refrained from using the gendered “brother*cker,” Ilhan Omar is still in violation:

And most shocking of all, Nancy Pelosi can’t even follow her own royal decree:

She should resign immediately if she doesn’t want to look like the world’s biggest hypocrite. Actually, it’s pretty clear she doesn’t give a shit about breaking her own rules.

To complete the hypocrisy, Pelosi must now censure a Republican for wishing his mom a Happy Mother’s Day and slap another Republican with an ethics violation for ordering lunch from Papa John’s.