Eric Swalwell has the dead eyes and slack jaw of a special needs person trying to do calculus. He’s a semi-functioning idiot which is why he was so easily infiltrated by a Chinese spy and the reason he should not have been made an impeachment manager. After blowing the second impeachment trial against President Trump, Simple Swalwell showed the level of his intellect by claiming he had a thunderous case and that God is a woman. No wonder Fang Fang had no trouble in turning him into her boy-toy.
This is Swalwell after Trump was acquitted a second time:
The entire case democrats built against President Trump for inciting the “deadly insurrection” of January 6 was them showing deceptively edited video and entering doctored social media posts as evidence. Many in the media asked the impeachment managers why they didn’t try to call any witnesses. Here’s Swalwell’s explanation:
“The choice was, do we chase those people – not knowing what they’re going to say to the courts – for years. Or do we go forward with a powerful, thundering case that we have,” said Swalwell.
Thundering case? Sadly, he’s so dense he probably believes that.
After claiming he had a slam-dunk, Swalwell admitted the impeachment trail was a huge waste of time:
“And also, Mitch McConnell was already telling us that he believed the challenge was a jurisdictional one so we could have called God herself and the Republicans weren’t going to be willing to convict so we’re proud of the case we put forward,” Swalwell said.
Yup. He said God is a woman.
I certainly hope Nancy Pelosi comes down on him for violating her rule against using gendered terms. As per the House rules Swalwell should have said “God itself” or used one of the transgendered-approved pronouns like “xe-self,” “ze-self,” or “co-self.”
Then again if Pelosi won’t kick Swalwell off of the Intelligence Committee for banging a Chinese spy, she probably won’t raise any issues with him violating a rule that even she can’t follow. When democrats make rules, they are intended for others not them.
Because Swalwell is a dullard, even the context he puts this is is stupid. He’s saying that even if he called “girl god,” whoever that is, to testify Republicans wouldn’t have been swayed by his thunderous case. He’s trying to make it seem like Republicans were being partisan and ignoring the evidence, but what he’s actually saying is that his case was so weak that even God couldn’t have helped it.
While many are saying that Swalwell referring to God as a woman is sacrilegious, I think it’s actually more of a confession. His god is a woman and that’s the Chinese spy, Fang Fang, who owns his ass.
He’s also under Nancy Pelosi’s complete control and is terrified of her like all other democrats. He could have just as easily been trying to appease her as his girl god so she doesn’t have him crushed into a useless pile of goo. Sure, he’s already a useless pile, but he doesn’t want to be crushed into goo.
