Biden Confesses He Has No Idea What The Hell He’s Doing

A couple weeks ago, Joe Biden finally admitted that he has no idea where the hell he is. This week he made the refreshingly honest confession that he has no idea what the hell he’s doing. Is this part of the 12-step program for Dementiaholics Anonymous or more proof that the lights are on but nobody is home at the White House?

Biden went to Texas on a warm sunny Friday to witness the “devastation” of the winter storms a week after the power was back on. He started off by giving shout-outs to a bunch a democrats who had nothing to do with addressing the disaster and it went badly, even by Biden standards:

“And Representatives surly Shirley Jackson Lee,” Biden stammered.

Fact check: there is no Representative named Shirley Jackson Lee. There is one named Sheila Jackson Lee and she is surly. Liberals have said it is racist to mispronounce illegitimate VP Kamala Harris’ name because she is black, so it must be super-racist to misname Sheila Jackson Lee, who is also black.

Biden continued to struggle reeling off the names, “Al Green, Silvia Garcia, Lizzy Pannilli, excuse me, Pannill.”

Fact check: there is no Representative named Lizzy Pannilli or Pannill. There is one named Lizzie Pannill Fletcher and according to her house.gov page, she goes by Lizzie Fletcher. She is however white, so no racism on this one. Maybe some sexism, though. Biden did manage to butcher the names of 2 Congresswomen, while getting the man’s name right.

Biden looked anguished, like he was trying to force a shit out, and then made this stunning confession:

“What am I doing here?” Biden asked.

At that point Biden decided he should go to the flash cards. He shuffled some cards making another admission, “I’m going to lose track here.”

After finding the right card, he continued.

“Mayor Turner, Judge Hildalgo, thank you all for welcome us,” Biden finished.

Nice grammar.

CNN’s Jake Tapper has tried to excuse Biden’s embarrassing lack of mental clarity as a stuttering problem. Is there such a thing as a brain stutter, because that’s what Joe appears to have going on here? Stuttering is stammering, which Biden does, but he also can’t remember people or form complete sentences.

Earlier in the week, Def-Con News asked the question: Is Biden Too Braindead To Deliver State Of The Union Address? This video answers that question with an emphatic “yes.” There is no way on hell Joe could get through an hour and half speech. No amount of flash cards, teleprompters, and people talking in his ear is going to cover up the fact that his mind is gone.

This is why democrats want to take Biden’s sole authority to launch nuclear weapons away. Even they recognize how dangerous his cognitive decline is.

Biden has confessed that he doesn’t know where he is or what he’s doing, which is a good start. The next steps in the DA program are admitting he doesn’t know who he is and making amends for stealing the presidential election.