Back when Joe Biden was bald he was completely full of crap. He’s still full of crap now, but somehow has a full head of hair. Maybe raping staffers grows hair, who knows? This gem is from 1988 when Biden made his first unsuccessful attempt at running for president. In this video bald Biden tells some bald-headed lies about his academic career. This and his plagiarism scandal derailed his hopes of winning the democratic nomination. Why doesn’t it derail his hopes on try #3? Isn’t he still a liar? Maybe it’s the hair plugs.
In this press conference Biden was asked about his academic record. Biden started by telling the reporter, “I think I have a much higher I.Q. than you.” In addition to proving Biden has always been a liar, he’s also always been a dick.
“I went to law school on a full academic scholarship. The only one in my, in my class to have a full academic scholarship,” said Biden.
Fact check: Biden did not have a full academic scholarship at Syracuse law school. He had a partial scholarship.
“The first year in law school, I decided I didn’t want to be in law school and ended up in the bottom two-thirds of my class and then decided I wanted to stay and went back to law school and in fact ended up in the top half of my class,” Biden said.
Fact check: Joe Biden ranked 76th in a class of 85 students, putting him way down in the bottom.
“I won the international Moot court competition. I was the outstanding student in the political science department at the end of my year,” said Biden.
Fact check: Joe Biden was never named the outstanding political science student.
“I graduated with three degrees from undergraduate school in a hundred and sixty-five credits, only needed a hundred and twenty-three credits,” Biden said.
Fact check: Joe Biden graduated with one degree with the minimum required number of credits.
Biden finished this lie-fest by again berating the reporter for having a lower I.Q.
When confronted with these lies, that were easily fact checked in the pre-Internet days, Biden’s excuse was, “my memory failed me.”
Even 22 years ago, Biden’s brain was a half-empty tub of expired cottage cheese. Who accidentally thinks they earned 3 degrees in college when they only got one? Crazy people and liars, that’s who.
Biden dropped out of the race because of this lie cluster so it’s a fair question to ask: what has changed? Isn’t he still the same liar he was back then? Is lying no longer a disqualified for democrats? Is it because he got hair plugs and that excuses his complete lack or moral character?
Finally there was this quote from the video that didn’t make any sense back then but is weirdly relevant today:
“It seems to me that if you can speak, you’re at a liability in the democratic party,” said Biden.
Suddenly it all makes sense. The ability to speak is a liability to democrats and Joe Biden couldn’t put together a coherent sentence to save his life. His inability to speak is why he’s the democratic party nominee. They don’t care that he’s probably a rapist, nor do they give a shit that he’s a prolific liar. He’s a mumbly-mouthed lunatic with dementia so he’s their guy.
