If Mr. Potato Head can be transgender, why not Captain America? Somebody at Marvel asked that question and the result is as dumb as it sounds. A better question would be: does everything have to be gay and woke? And the answer is, no.
This is from The Hollywood Reporter:
Marvel Comics has unveiled a first look at a new Captain America.
The new character, Aaron Fischer, represents the first LGBTQ character to pick up Cap’s shield in the comic’s 80-year history.
Fischer is described as “the Captain America of the Railways — a fearless teen who stepped up to protect fellow runaways and the unhoused. Marvel Comics is proud to honor Pride Month with the rise of this new LGBTQ+ hero.”
“Aaron is inspired by heroes of the queer community: activists, leaders and everyday folks pushing for a better life. He stands for the oppressed and the forgotten. I hope his debut story resonates with readers and helps inspire the next generation of heroes,” said writer Joshua Trujillo.
And just who are these real-life heroes of the queer community? RuPaul?
While Marvel touts Captain America as “gay,” this LGBTQ+ hero leans heavily towards the “T” as artist Jan Bazaldua explains:
“I really enjoyed designing him and as a transgender person, I am happy to be able to present an openly gay person who admires Captain America and fights against evil to help those who are almost invisible to society. While I was drawing him, I thought, well, Cap fights against super-powerful beings and saves the world almost always, but Aaron helps those who walk alone in the street with problems that they face every day,” said Bazaldua.
I often get confused with stuff like this, but if I’m reading this correctly tranny Captain America was born a biological female but now identifies as a male.
The way I understand Captain America is that Steven Rogers was a weakling who wanted to enlist in the Army to fight the Nazis. He was rejected due to his physical limitations but took part in a “Super-Soldier project” where a special serum transformed him into an asskicker.
With this transgender Captain America, is there some secret Army project that transforms women into men? Is that special tranny serum really just getting a butch haircut and putting on some flannel?
There is already a lesbian Batwoman and a black Superman, so obviously all superheroes are headed for a woke transformation. I know that these creative types lack imagination, so I’ve taken it upon myself to help them ruin the rest:
FTM Flash
Latinx Latern
Wonderperson
Iron Strap-on Man
Androgyne Aquaman
Gender-Nonconforming Ghost Rider
Third Gender Thor
Ex-Men
Demiboy Daredevil
The Intergender Hulk
Ze-Hulk
Soft Butch Spiderman
Two Spirit Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Power Bottom Batman
Beargirl
Underserved Community Underdog
The Avenger Allies
BIPOC Panther
Dead Name Pool
Pangender Punisher
Luckily “Dr. Strange” and “The Thing” don’t need to be changed for the purposes of wokeness.
I fully expect to be compensated when all of these woke superheroes become a reality, because you know it’s going to happen.
