Biden Made The Easter Bunny Wear A Mask

In addition to celebrating terrible holidays liberals also like to ruin the good ones for everybody else. Illegitimate president Joe Biden took down the resurrection of Christ by forcing the Easter Bunny to wear a mask. He did this a day after Easter, indicating once again that he has no idea what day it is or what the hell he’s doing.

Sunday was Easter and in related news, Biden gave his Easter message on Monday:

As you can see, the White House is decorated with chicks and bunnies wearing masks. Then, right there next to Joe and Jill is someone in an Easter Bunny suit wearing a mask. Enough with this already. Both Joe and his wife have been vaccinated and presumably whoever is in that bunny suit has been too. What is the actual point of this mask waring nonsense?

Also, remember when Trump gave delivered a message from the White House balcony and the liberal media compared him to Hitler? For some reason Biden’s fascist Easter Bunny mask mandate from the White House balcony didn’t receive the same Hitler comparisons.

With these demented optics, Biden’s Easter address had very little to do with Easter:

“Easter’s the day of joy where we celebrate resurrection and renewal but this year we know that many are still going without the familia comforts of the season. The virus is not gone, and for the second year in a row, most will be apart from their families, their friends and the full congregation that fills us with so much joy,” said Biden.

Biden reportedly celebrated Easter at Camp David with his family, so when he says “we” have to be separated from family, he means us not him.

He did use the word “resurrection” but it had nothing to do with Jesus, it was in reference to Spring:

“As we celebrate the renewal of the season, we know that longed-for dawn is almost here. We will rebuild our nation. We will reengage and reimagine what we can be. We’ll remember that with faith, hope and love, anything is possible.”

He ain’t wrong abut that last thing. Joe Biden is in the White House despite losing the 2020 presidential election by a landslide, so anything really is possible. It however requires cheating, not faith, hope, and love.

Biden then said “God willing” things might be back to normal a year from now, which is him yet again moving the goal posts. First, we were going to return to normalcy 100 days after he took office. Then he switched it a year from last January. Now it’s maybe a year from March. Guess what? He’s going to keep this shit going as long as he can. That’s why we are starting to hear about the “4th wave” of the coronavirus pandemic and new super-mutant COVID-19 variants.

Biden spoke for less than 2 minutes, which is presumably how long his meds keep him semi-lucid. He finished by asking God to “take care of our Easter Bunny.”

Biden spent an additional 30 seconds saying “all right” a bunch of times and laughing at something only he could perceive. He finished by saying, ” you got squeezed. You got it, man” to the Easter Bunny. I’m sure this all makes sense to him.

Biden forcing the Easter Bunny to wear a mask is just a preview of the nationwide lockdown he’s cooking up. The idea is, if he can desensitize the country to these ridiculous mandates, there will be less dissent. And when I say Biden is cooking this up, I mean his handlers, because Joe is mentally incapable of these kinds of schemes.