Hunter Biden’s Degenerate Exploits: Crack Rock, Whores And Massive Credit Card Debt

You won’t read any of this in the book…

The media is dutifully cleaning up Joe Biden’s sleazy scoundrel of a son Hunter as the black sheep of the family makes the rounds to promote the new book Beautiful Things that offers a deceptive revisionist history treatment of his lurid drug-fueled sexual exploits that would be shunned by any normal clan.

The younger Biden stopped by Jimmy Kimmel’s show where he was given a slow, loving handjob by the smarmy comic/host who is little more than a ventriloquist dummy for Chuck Schumer where he played the victim and denied that the now infamous abandoned laptop was really his.

Biden has also said that it was a fake planted by Russian intelligence, a similar claim that he made a few years ago when his name was discovered on an account for the adultery matchmaking website Ashley Madison. Such disinformation was used by Silicon Valley giants Twitter and Facebook censoring a damning New York Post pre-election expose on the smoking laptop that deprived American voters of getting a true glimpse into what a pack of scumbags that the Biden family truly is.

While Kimmel and the rest of the media eagerly gobble up the slop and promote the lies, the Daily Mail published sordid details not contained within what was likely the product of a ghostwriter with Hunter’s name on the cover and took the extra step of having a copy of the laptop’s hard drive subjected to a forensic analysis by computer experts including an ex-FBI agent who verified that it indeed belonged to young Biden who like a typical crackhead, dropped it off for repairs and simply abandoned it.

Last week, Hunter appeared on CBS Sunday Morning where he sought to put a humorous spin on this jones for hard drugs by copping to smoking parmesan cheese that he thought was crack but the reality is that he was seldom wanting for a stash and the Daily Mail’s blockbuster story that relied on an authenticated  “103,000 text messages, 154,000 emails, more than 2,000 photos and dozens of videos” has ample evidence of his drug-fueled debauchery.

Just the images alone would have been severely damaging to Joe Biden’s campaign had they been released before the election and who his oldest son having sex with whores, sitting around nude with his dick hanging out, displaying the stubby teeth known as “meth mouth” as well as one picture of what appears to be thousands of dollars of crack rock on a Cheech & Chong drug scale

The latest story on Biden’s laptop also details his fondness for fast cars and financial troubles from massive amounts of credit card debt and an unpaid tax bill that would have landed anyone who wasn’t the son of the former vice and future president in the slam.

According to the Daily Mail:

• Hunter Biden’s wild spending left him with huge debts to credit card companies and desperate to avoid jail for unpaid taxes, DailyMail.com can reveal
• Pictures, documents, emails and texts obtained by DailyMail.com from Hunter’s laptop reveal he spent thousands of dollars on strippers and prostitutes
• Biden even threatened to take $20,000 out of his daughter’s education savings account
• Pictures found on the laptop show what appears to be thousands of dollars worth of crack bagged up on a scale, and Hunter naked and in bed with women
• The numerous expenses left him strapped for cash when it came to supporting his new family
• In an April 2017 email, [Hunter’s company] Rosemont Seneca Vice President wrote to Hunter detailing how he faced total bills of $476,231.60, including $60,467 on three credit cards and $320,417.85 in unpaid federal taxes

The exploits of Hunter Biden were already legendary even before the laptop with the heir to the family dynasty being booted out of the Navy after testing positive for cocaine, having his personal information revealed in the hack of online adultery clearinghouse Ashley Madison – he blamed Russia – and an ugly divorce which revealed sordid tales of drugs and hookers.

He also wasted no time in rushing to hop into the sack with his dead brother’s widow after Beau Biden tragically died of brain cancer. He also recently settled a paternity suit that could have been problematic to Biden’s campaign. The kicker? The woman who was suing him alleges that he was boinking her while he was engaged in his torrid and tawdry affair with his sister-in-law; talk about a triple-dipper!

Then there were the drugs – lots of them.

According to a Page Six report, Hunter Biden was suspected to have smoked crack with strippers at a bar near the White House.

Workers at Archibald’s, located about three blocks north of the White House, said Biden was a regular there, with two bartenders and a security worker all instantly recognizing his photo and one worker identifying him by name.

Security worker Ranko Petrovic said Biden — the son of former Vice President Joe Biden, the Democratic front-runner to challenge President Trump next year — would routinely hole up in a VIP room and drink during his visits.

Although Petrovic said the club “had no issue with him,” former Archibald’s managing partner James Ritter said one occasion in late 2018 was marred by a “suspicion of drug use.”

“There was a smell of burning Styrofoam in the VIP room. We told him nothing illegal can go on here,” Ritter said.

Another Page Six story, during a visit to a New York strip club, Hunter Biden reportedly had strippers use a dildo on him:

Hunter Biden spent several thousand dollars at a Manhattan strip club during a pair of visits — including one that sent a staffer scrambling to buy a sex toy so strippers could use it on him, sources told The Post on Wednesday.

Biden — who’s been dogged by a series of strip-club allegations uncovered by The Post this week — was accompanied by a woman both times he went to Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club NYC in Hell’s Kitchen about a year ago, the sources said.

On each occasion, he and his companion holed up in a private room, where they ordered bottles of pricey booze and were joined by several strippers, sources said.

During one particularly wild night, workers suspected Biden — son of former Vice President Joe Biden, the frontrunner in the Democratic primary race to challenge President Donald Trump — was high, and he was warned that drugs weren’t allowed on the premises, sources said.

That same night, a worker had to be sent out to purchase a dildo so the gals could use it on Hunter, sources said.

It’s unclear if the club didn’t have a similar device on hand or if he insisted on a brand-new one fresh out of the package.

What hasn’t gotten much attention is that there is a SECOND laptop belonging to Hunter that was taken into custody by the DEA.

According to the Washington Examiner:

Sources told NBC News that the device belonging to the 50-year-old son of former Vice President Joe Biden, who is now a presidential candidate, was taken into custody by the DEA in February while executing a search warrant in the Massachusetts office of a psychiatrist who was accused of professional misconduct.

That former celebrity psychiatrist, Keith Ablow, saw his license suspended after he faced allegations of sexually exploiting patients and illegally diverting prescription drugs. Ablow has denied the allegations and has not been charged with any crime.

The report from NBC on Friday said Hunter Biden was not a target of the search or the investigation, and his lawyer got the laptop back. It remains unclear why the device was there in the first place.

The media will do all that they can to rehabilitate Biden’s image but the truth is out there and it’s as ugly as a crack-addled Hunter waving his pecker around for the camera.