What? The Biden are getting a cat. You didn’t think because of the headline that I was implying Creepy Joe was up to his old antics of sexually harassing and assaulting women did you? I apologize for the mix up but it’s an honest mistake. The dude is a total perv.
In another great moment for journalism, The Today Show asked Biden the toughest question of his illegitimate presidency:
“There a question millions of Americans have been wondering, for a number of weeks now, Major,” said host Craig Melvin.
“Major” is not a question but apparently he wanted to know about the Biden’s dog who has bit several White House staffers. Also, this is not something any Americans give a shit about.
“We were going to bring him in to see you,” said Joe.
In case you couldn’t tell, that was supposed to be a joke. How do I know? Because Joe smiled and his irritating wife laughed.
“I don’t know if that’s the best idea from what I’ve heard about Major. Is he back in the White House?” Melvin asked.
“Yeah. He is such a sweet lovable dog, he really is” said Jill.
‘Is he? ‘Cause I heard that,” Melvin said getting cut off.
“He is. II’ll take you to meet him, he’s probably outside now,” said Jill.
“I heard these rumors that the first family was considering adopting a cat,” Melvin said.
“Oh yes, that is true” said Jill. “He’s waiting in the wings. She is waiting in the wings.”
I guess they’re getting a tranny cat that identifies as both male and female. How woke of them.
“Was this your idea, Mr. President?” Melvin asked.
“No, but it’s easy,” Joe said.
In case you can’t tell, that was supposed to be a joke. How do I know? Because Joe, Jill, and the fake news hack shared a chuckle.
“So let me get this straight, Major Biden who has clearly had some trouble adjusting to life in the White House, now he’s going to be forced to contend with a cat as well,” said Melvin.
“Well, that was part of his training. They took him into a shelter with cats. And he did fine,” Jill said.
Now take Joe into a shelter with young illegal alien girls and see if he can do fine as well. I bet he couldn’t resist smelling their third-world lice-infested hair.
While this part lacked any comedic value, elsewhere in the interview, Jill knocked ’em dead with a killer punchline.
“The presidency doesn’t change a person, it reveals who they’ve always been.” said Melvin. “You’ve known this guy for a long time, what’s it revealed about him that you didn’t know already?”
“It reveals his character and what I knew all along. I knew it when I started to date Joe,” said Jill.
Ima stop you right there. When Joe and Jill first started dating, she was still married to someone else. His “character” is a guy who would bang a married woman. No wonder they didn’t have a problem when son Hunter started banging his brother Beau’s widow. Biden family character is having inappropriate sex.
In the meantime, the Bidens are bringing a cat into their insanely deviant family who doesn’t want to go, so the headline that Biden is getting some pussy against its will is 100% accurate.
