“Celebrities” is in quotes because as you will soon see, this ain’t exactly the A-list crowd. In any case, radical leftist Samantha Bee has assembled a group of liberal entertainers to drop F-bombs all over our gun rights. Now that they don’t have Trump to complain about, they’ve decided we have too many constitutional freedoms and because they have the wit and intellect of toddlers, all they can say on the subject is “f*ck.”
To be honest, I didn’t know that Samantha Bee was a still a thing. I haven’t heard anything about her in years and assumed she had been cancelled. Being on TBS is the same thing as being canceled as here’s proof that her “comedy” belongs in the basic cable graveyard:
“I’m Samantha Bee and every week I host a comedy show about the most depressing topics in the universe, so you’d think I’d be used to the constant tragedy that makes up the fabric of this hellscape of a country,” stared Bee.
She’s Canadian and can leave if she doesn’t like it here, but I’m assuming there’s no money to be made in Canada shitting all over the country.
“I am disgusted and hurt and pissed off that almost everyday there’s another shooting in the United States. It’s gotten to the point when a shooting does happen you can’t even call it ‘the shooting’ because there are 3 other shootings that happened that day,” Bee continued.
I think she’s talking about mass shootings, but since she’s a liberal, words juts come out of her mouth with no meaning. She literally went to saying there is almost one mass shooting per day to claiming there are at least 4 mass shootings every day in two sentences.
While liberals are full of shit, Bee did stumble upon a truth right here:
“Look, no one wants to talk about the midterms right now. I don’t, but we genuinely just have 18 months to do one f*cking thing about gun control,” said Bee.
At least she recognizes that the democratic will lose both the House and Senate in 2022.
From there, it was quick cuts between these “celebrities” repeating the phrase “Do one f*cking thing about guns.”
As I said, this was not the A-list and I’m not sure who most of these people are. I’ll do my best to identify them for you in order of appearance:
1 – W. Kamua Bell
2 – KD Lang or a 12-year old boy
3 – 2 women with dead eyes and piggy noses
4 – That ugly chick from an FX show I can’t remember
5 – A black woman who’s eyes are too far apart
6 – Some deaf guy battling a unibrow
7 – Either an Asian lesbian or an Asian man pretending to be a woman
8 – A guy who looks like he might be on heroin
9 – Below average white woman with a bad dye job
10 – Obese Asian woman who deosn’t care what she looks like
11 – Some goober with a receding hair line
12 – Chunky white girl with acne
13 – White woman with too much plastic surgery
14 – Black woman with an Aunt Jemima scarf
15 – Ugly Indian woman even by Indian woman standards
16 – Tenacious D in their 70’s (no, they look really old)
17 – Black woman who looks like she just smelled a fart
18 – Bug-eyed big-mouthed chick with red hair
19 – Black dude with a very slim head
20 – Asian woman with eyes too far apart
21 – Black guy with Buckwheat hair
22 – Ugly white woman with huge chin and jowls
23 – Deaf girl with monster eyebrows
24 – Bullet-sponge Gabby Giffords
25 – Black prostitute?
26 – Ilhan Omar (no shit, actually Ilhan Omar)
27 – Ugly woman with psycho eyes
28 – Aging nerd with huge beak
29 – Crazy cat lady
30 – Josh Groban
That’s not bad. Out of 30 “celebrity” cameos, I was able to identify 6. This should be a very powerful message since people barely give a shit when people they do know push their beliefs.
While there was no actual comedy in this “comedy” bit there was something funny. Accompanying the video on YouTube is a fundraiser for billionaire Micheal Bloomberg’s gun control group, Everytown for Gun Violence. Check out how much they’ve hauled in:
Gee, if all of these pseudo celebrities had kicked in a little, that number might not be so embarrassing. Also, why is a billionaire begging for money?
