Turning childhood favorite toys gay is all the rage, so why not make a gay cereal for children? The answer is because it’s gay cereal for children but in this woke environment it’s never too early to indoctrinate kids in the ways of sodomy and homosexuality. Kellogg’s has taken a leadership roll in this plan to swishify the nation’s children by releasing a gay-themed breakfast cereal.
PR Newswire reports:
Limited-edition Together With Pride cereal hits shelves across the country today, marking the latest collaboration between Kellogg Company and GLAAD. LGBTQ+ icons and friends of GLAAD will start their day with the new cereal to celebrate that no matter who you are or who you love, you are too awesome to fit into a (cereal) box. Fans can get involved by joining the #BoxesAreForCerealChallenge via TikTok and for every box purchased and by uploading your receipt, Kellogg will donate $3* (up to $140,000) to support GLAAD’s efforts in accelerating acceptance and advancing equality for the LGBTQ+ community.
“Together With Pride cereal marks the latest chapter in a years long partnership with GLAAD and is the evolution of the much-loved All Together cereal, which previously was only available online. Our delicious new recipe features berry-flavored, rainbow hearts dusted with edible glitter. We can’t wait for fans to try our latest limited run,” said Doug VanDeVelde, General Manager of Kellogg U.S. Cereal Category.
This isn’t something like Wheaties or Grape Nuts that is for adults, this is a kid’s cereal. In fact, they kind of look like Froot Loops, which is already a pretty gay cereal.
Let’s take a look at this sucker and see what Kellogg’s is pushing on children:
Sunny the Raisin Bran Sun shines his light on the cast of now-gay Kellogg’s cereal mascots:
“They’re gaaaayyyy!!!” says Tony the Tiger.
Snap, Crackle, and Pop seem to be enjoying a gay thropple kind of a thing.
We’ve already touched on the inherent gayness of Toucan Sam and Froot Loops.
“Gimme some smack and I’ll lick your sack,” says Dig ‘Em Frog.
The Corn Flakes Cock seems weirdly appropriate for this box.
The Frosted Mini-Wheat has a gay pride flag, which makes sense considering he goes both ways.
The Apple Jacks Apple is really excited to jack something.
The Apple Jacks Cinnamon is really excited to get jacked.
They certainly captured the spirit of homosexuality with the box but the name sucks, which is maybe the point. “Together With Pride Heart-Shaped Cereal” lacks imagination. Since Froot Loops is already a cereal, they should have called them “Sodom O’s” or because a heart turned upside down looks like an ass, “Butt Nuggets.”
I wonder if there’s a prize in this cereal like a strap-on or hormone therapy drugs. You probably have to collect 5 proof-of-purchase seals and send away for these prizes.
Not everything has to be gay, woke, or socially conscious, in fact most things shouldn’t be. What exactly is the point of making a gay children’s cereal other than to force indoctrination into the gay lifestyle? I think I just answered my own question.
