To celebrate the democrats’ new national holiday, George Floyd Death Day, Floyd’s family met with illegitimate president Joe Biden at the White House. While this was supposed to be a politically advantageous photo op for Biden, he managed to f*ck it up by admitting he creeped on Floyd’s 7-year-old daughter, Gianna.
Biden’s handlers have done a decent job of limiting Joe’s “off-script” moments, but there’s still too much of this for their comfort:
“They were very pleased with the time we spent together. It was mostly person, we spent a long time, I guess, almost a couple hours,” Biden said of Floyd’s family.
There some goofy stuff in there, but so far it’s not too bad, but then this happened:
“First thing she did when she ran in, she threw her arms around me and gave me a big hug and wanted to sit in my lap,” said Biden of Floyd’s 7-year-old daughter Gianna.
So, was Biden sitting down when Floyd’s family came in? I guess that’s not as weird as his claim that the 7-year-old wanted to sit on his lap. I think what he meant to say was that he wanted her to sit in his lap and I’m sure she was mortified. Probably more so when he sniffed her and asked her if she wanted to rub his harry legs.
Somehow this Biden tale got weirder:
“She also loved the idea that she said “I’m really hungry,'” said Biden.
She loved the idea that she said she was hungry? WTF does that mean? Or, WTF does this mean:
“And so she said, ‘do you have any snacks?’ Well, we gave her, my wife is going to kill me, we gave her some ice cream, some Cheetos, and I think she had a uh chocolate milk, I’m not sure what the server was,” Biden said.
Why would Joe’s wife kill him for serving snacks to a child? I think she might be a bit concerned, given Joe’s history of creeping, that a little girl was sitting on his lap, but the snack thing makes no sense.
Actually, it kind of does. Biden has repeatedly told reporters that he’s going to be in trouble for answering questions. It’s not his wife that he’s scared of, it’s his handlers. Obviously from Biden’s telling, his wife Jill was not present during the meeting with Floyd’s family or she would have killed him on the spot for giving snacks to Gianna. Either that or Biden can’t remember if Jill was there or not, which brings us to:
Why does Joe have so much trouble remembering things like how long he met with Floyd’s family or the snacks he served them? The answer is, because his mind is gone.
At the beginning of Joe Biden’s presidential campaign he had to make a video apologizing for sniffing women’s hair and fondling little girls. Since then, it’s been a non-stop grope and sniff fest because Creepy Joe can’t stop creeping.
Biden’s handlers probably don’t want him publicly admitting to creeping on George Floyd’s young daughter, but they know the liberal media will never make a big deal about it.
