This definitely isn’t something that you see every day.
In a wild story from the northern plains, police arrested a Minnesota woman who ran amok at a Mankato car dealership when she shucked her laundry and moved from vehicle to vehicle while sexually pleasuring herself.
On a beautiful midwestern spring Sunday, police responded to multiple 911 calls about a nude woman “walking around and jumping in and out of vehicles” at the “retail outlet that sells motor vehicles” where they encountered 35-year-old Jennifer Dorit Weber on the floor of a Chevy Silverado, the woman was “digitally penetrating her vagina” according to a police report.
Callers told Blue Earth County dispatch that she “looked happy and did not appear to be hurt but appeared to possibly be under the influence,” a possibility that was confirmed when officers found a “metal spoon that appeared to be drug paraphernalia” as well as a substance that testing determined to be methamphetamine. Despite the presence of police, the woman continued to masturbate until negotiations succeeded in getting her to extract her finger and visit a detox facility.
Jennifer Dorit Weber was found naked lying on the floor of an SUV at a car dealership. https://t.co/11S0FbMNSN
— IBTimes SG (@IBTimesSG) May 27, 2021
The Smoking Gun has the details:
Police dispatchers last Sunday were initially told that the naked woman was sitting alone inside a Pontiac SUV and that she “looked happy and did not appear to be hurt but appeared to possibly be under the influence.”
When cops arrived on the scene in Mankato, a city 80 miles from Minneapolis, the Pontiac was found running with its driver’s side door open. But the vehicle was empty. Nearby, officers spotted a Chevrolet Silverado with its rear driver’s side door open. They also noticed “feet sticking out of the door.”
Upon approaching the SUV, a patrolman spotted Jennifer Dorit Weber, 35, “lying across the floor of the second row.” The naked Weber was on her back, feet in the air, digitally penetrating herself.
Cops say Weber was making nonsensical comments and said she thought she was in St. Petersburg, Florida. Asked what brought her to the Mankato area, Weber replied “to please the boys.” Investigators noted that, “Weber continued to masturbate as she spoke with the officers.”
Over the next hour, police–who had summoned an EMS crew–tried to coax Weber out of the SUV. “Throughout this time, Weber was making nonsensical statements and continued to masturbate,” according to a probable cause statement.
Finally, after “prolonged negotiations,” Weber exited the SUV and was taken into custody and transported to a local hospital. Police say they recovered methamphetamine and drug paraphernalia following the conclusion of the May 9 standoff. The SUV’s owner told police that his vehicle was being serviced, and that Weber did not have permission to enter the Chevy.
You just can’t make shit like this up.
