Biden Warns 12 People About Kids Looking For ‘The Man On The Moon’

Illegitimate president Joe Biden is legitimately senile. CNN hosted a town hall in Ohio on Wednesday with Joe Joe The Talking Mule. The sparsely-attended event saw Biden struggle to put together a thought or even a complete sentence. At one point he even warned the 12 attendees about kids trying to find the “Man on the Moon.”

Allegedly 80 million people voted for Biden last November. If that were remotely true, you’d think he’d be able to fill a mid-sized auditorium, and yet:

When you combine every CNN viewer with everyone who actually voted for Biden, it still doesn’t fill up the room.

It’s unclear what the point of this town hall was, but Biden did spend considerable time talking about the COVID-19 vaccine, I guess. You be the judge:

I’m not going to try to transcribe that because I don’t hate myself that much. I do however hate myself enough to take a stab at this:

“You you got the vaccination? Are are are you okay? You seem, no, it works, or, you know, or or or the mom and dad or or or or the neighbor or when you go to church or when you’re, no  I I I I really mean it, there er trust it in err lock it tease,” stammered Biden.

I watched that clip a dozen times and the best I can come up with is that he said “lock it tease.” Considering where things went from there, it’s an almost guarantee that’s what he said.

Somehow this rant got worse:

“If if your kid wanted to find out whether or not there were, there’s a man on the moon, er, what ev, you know, something, er, you know, wehther those aliens are here,” Biden said.

No context can be given to make that statement sound any less bizarre. He’s kind of like Grandpa Simpson rambling about tying an onion to his belt, as was the style at the time.

Apparently the question that triggered this response was on how to get black people to trust the COVID-19 vaccine. I would have never guess that in a million years.

For the record, the aliens are here and Biden’s the one who let ’em in. Also, I suspect he’s the “Man on the Moon” or at least that’s where his brain is.

Not that there was ever any doubt, but this town hall proves that Biden’s mind is shot and that he didn’t get anywhere near 80 million votes in the 2020 election. If that many people actually voted for Biden, surely they could have found 800 of them to come listen to him ramble about moon men. If his mind was anywhere near being sound, he wouldn’t be rambling about moon men in the first place.