Senile old Joe Biden has a group of handlers that tell him what to do and say. He unfortunately doesn’t always remember and occasionally goes off script. Today, Biden proclaimed “My butt’s been wiped!” Perhaps that’s another thing his handlers take care of, but they probably don’t want him announcing it to the world.
Biden returned to the White House on Sunday and took exactly one question from the press. Before that question could be asked, Joe ran up to the reporters and made this important presidential announcement:
Laurel or Yanny? pic.twitter.com/JwChf7yRNC
— Kate Hyde (@KateHydeNY) July 25, 2021
“My butt’s been wiped!” exclaimed Biden.
I’ve watched that clip a dozen times and if he said anything other than “my butt’s been wiped” I can’t tell. Also, he seems very pleased with himself and he’s the kind of guy that would take pride in having his butt wiped.
When the President of the United States, even an illegitimate one like Biden, screams in your face that his butt has been wiped, you’d expect a reporter to ask a question like, “Who wiped your butt, Mr. President?” The liberal media is not allowed to call attention to Biden’s serious cognitive decline, so the reporter went with a different question and Biden still managed to f*ck it up:
“Does immigration need to be in reconciliation?A pathway for citizenship?” @POTUS was asked returning to the White House
“There needs to be a pathway to citizenship whether it needs to be in immigration remains to be seen,” he said (he appeared to mean reconciliation) pic.twitter.com/cDiNoG31h3
— Molly Nagle (@MollyNagle3) July 25, 2021
Molly Nagle, the person who posted this clip, is a White House reporter for ABC. Notice how she corrects Biden by saying what she thinks he meant instead of pointing out the way he f*cked the answer up?
How did Biden appear to mean reconciliation? He just got done telling people that someone cleaned his rectum. If anything, he meant that a pathway to citizenship needs to be up his asshole.
If we’re going to play the game of “What Did Biden Mean?” let’s go back to that butt wiping thing. He probably meant that his memory has been wiped because at this point he can’t tell the difference between his head and his ass.
This incident proves that there is literally nothing Biden could say that would make the liberal media question his fitness for the office of the presidency. Biden could say, “Kung-fu eggplant, yarblando ho ho” and the fake news would explain that what he meant to say was that runaway inflation is good for the working class.
The fact is, there is an empty can of creamed corn running the most powerful country in the world and the liberal media is trying to cover that up. You think China, Russia, and Iran don’t know Biden’s mind is shot? There is no amount of spin and propaganda that can hide the fact that Joe Biden is a walking vegetable.
