Biden Says His Dead Son Beau Regrets Pulling Troops Out Of Afghanistan

As if Joe Biden’s AWOL performance during the Afghanistan crisis he created wasn’t an indication that he’s not up to the job, the illegitimate president apparently believes his dead son Beau is still alive and regrets pulling the troops out. Joe’s mind is completely gone and, as we’ve seen in the last couple of weeks, the longer he’s in office the worse things will get.

On Wednesday, Biden took time off from his busy vacation schedule to return to the White House. We thought he was going to get to work on the chaos he created in Afghanistan, but instead, he just gave Republican Governors shit for not imposing mask mandates.

He did sit down for a softball interview with ABC’s George Stephanopoulos that he botched badly. ABC, released a few snippets of the interview and then aired a highly-edited version that night. Here at Def-Con News, we speculated that the reason why ABC didn’t air the entire interview was because Joe’s performance was so bad that the liberal media outfit couldn’t show it without embarrassing him. Boy were we right.

ABC released a full transcript of the interview and this one jumped out:

STEPHANOPOULOS: I– I think a lot of– a lot of Americans, and a l– even a lot of veterans who served in Afghanistan agree with you on the big, strategic picture. They believe we had to get out. But I wonder how you respond to an Army Special Forces officer, Javier McKay (PH). He did seven tours. He was shot twice. He agrees with you. He says, “We have to cut our losses in Afghanistan.” But he adds, “I just wish we could’ve left with honor.”

BIDEN: Look, that’s like askin’ my deceased son Beau, who spent six months in Kosovo and a year in Iraq as a Navy captain and then major– I mean, as an Army major. And, you know, I’m sure h– he had regrets comin’ out of Afganista– I mean, out of Iraq. He had regrets to what’s– how– how it’s going.

After referring to him as his “dead son Beau” Biden switches gears and says his dead son regrets pulling the U.S. troops out of Afghanistan, indicating Joe thinks he’s still alive. Remember, the question was about pulling the troops out with honor, so Biden is saying his dead son Beau regrets not being able to do that. He said Beau regrets “how it’s going.” Present tense.

Biden’s answer gets even more disturbing because he can’t remember where Beau served or what branch of the Military he served in. He’s all over the place, confusing the Navy with the Army and mistaking Iraq for Afghanistan. How is it possible that Joe doesn’t know Beau was in the Army and spent a year in Iraq? I guess since he doesn’t know Beau is dead, the other stuff is less important but it sure paints a picture of a guy who has lost his marbles.

Biden continued his dementia gymnastics with this factually-challenged claim:

BIDEN: Don’t you think that the one– you know who’s most disappointed in us getting out? Russia and China. They’d love us to continue to have to–

Then he just stopped speaking, probably because there was a moment of lucidity and he realized what he was saying was pure bullshit. Russia and especially China are thrilled that we are out of Afghanistan because they can now have more influence in the region. For some weird reason Russia and China love America-hating terrorists.

In Biden’s defense, Russia and China are still alive, unlike his son Beau.

Now that Bill Cosby is disgraced and unmarketable, Joe Biden should become the spokesman for Jello Pudding: “My brain is made of the stuff!” He however should not be running the most powerful nation in the world.