They don’t call him “Sleepy Joe” because he’s known for being alert and awake. During a meeting with Israeli Prime Minister Naftali Bennett, Biden nodded off for over 30 seconds. He may be the illegitimate president of the United States but his is legitimately the Grand Wizard of Napland.
On Friday, Biden met with Bennett in the Oval Office and apparently his handlers forgot to give him his pep pills. It’s cued up for ya:
At the 10:17 mark of the video, Biden’s head drops and his eyes close. He remains in this position until the 10:50 mark, 33 seconds later. This was an involuntary nap associated with narcoleptics, drunks, and senile old fools.
We know he wasn’t deep in thought because Biden is incapable of thinking these days. He wasn’t caught up in emotion because PM Bennett wasn’t saying anything particularly moving.
Speaking of moving, some people will claim that Biden wasn’t napping because his fingers twitched a couple of times during the 30 seconds. My dog’s legs do that when she’s asleep and dreaming about chasing squirrels. Maybe Biden’s fingers were twitching because he was dreaming about fondling little girls.
We also know that Biden can only do things in 10-minute increments before he crashes. 10-minute speeches, 10-minute press conferences, 10-minute hair-sniffing, etc… This Biden nap comes about 10 minutes in, so that’s consistent with his capabilities.
If this had been Donald Trump, the liberal media would have accused him of anti-Semitism, for falling asleep while meeting the Prime Minister of Israel. Because it’s Joe, they got his back. Here’s CNN “fact-checker” Daniel Dale to the rescue:
This “Biden asleep” stuff is nonsense. Full vid https://t.co/1jC9JjOXag shows: 1) Biden talking; 2) Biden looking at Bennett; 3) Biden looking downward, his hands moving, starting right when Bennett mentioned this week’s “difficult days”; 4) Biden immediately replying to Bennett. pic.twitter.com/dJ9dLsoiTY
— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) August 28, 2021
Biden’s eyes are closed and he’s completely disengaged for over 30 seconds. If he’s not asleep, he’s being incredibly rude. While Biden is a noted jackass, he’s more famous for being old and having dementia. Nodding off is a frequent occurrence for people with Biden’s afflictions.
As for the point Dale made that Biden responded to Bennett at the end of his nap, here’s a more plausible explanation: His handlers used a shock collar to jolt his ass awake.
Biden wears an earpiece so his handlers can tell him what to say or to shut him up when he goes off-script. Is it so hard to believe that they also have some kind of electric stimulator to jolt him back awake or to get his heart stated again? Those electric pulses would also help explain why Joe’s fingers were twitching. “Wake the f*ck up, Joe!”
After the meeting, Biden refused to take questions from reporters, with this bullshit excuse:
Joe Biden during his meeting with Israeli Prime Minister: “I’m not going to take any questions, because of the prime minister being here, on Afghanistan now.”
— Charlie Spiering (@charliespiering) August 27, 2021
The world is on fire because of Joe’s incompetence, but out of reverence for Bennett, the PM of a country that is deeply affected by his Afghanistan clusterf*ck Joe won’t be taking any questions?
Now we know the real reason: Joe needed a nap because 30 seconds doesn’t cut it.
