Lying Joe’s Top Ten Stupidest Lies Of 2021

Joe Biden is a liar. He lies about his policies, he lies about his record, but most of all, he lies about really stupid shit. Here’s Lying Joe’s top ten stupidest lies of 2021:

10 – Joe Biden Keeps Lying That He Used To Drive A Big-Rig Truck

For some reason Joe Biden believes that he used to be a lang-haul trucker, which is completely untrue. At trucking school he told people, “I used to drive a tractor-trailer. I know a little bit about big trucks.” In July at a Mack Truck factory, Biden told workers, “I used to drive an 18-wheeler, man.” The truth of the matter is Biden once rode in a big rig.

9 – Biden Celebrates Sandy Hook Shooting Anniversary By Lying About His Record

In one of his frequently told lies, Joe claims that he met with all the victims’ families of the Sandy Hook elementary school shooting. It turns out it was Obama who did this. Yes, Biden has introduced introduced himself as “Joe Obama” but that doesn’t actually make him Obama.

8 – Joe Biden Implies His Dead Son Beau Was A Cop Killed In The Line Of Duty

Joe loves invoking the name of his dead son Beau to seem relatable and to get sympathy. The thing is, he completely misrepresents who Beau was. While speaking at an event to honor fallen officers, Biden implied his son, who was never a cop and didn’t die in the line of duty, was a cop who died in the line of duty.

7 – Joe Biden Lies About Civil Rights Activism And Visiting Synagogue After Mass Shooting

This is a bullshit twofer: First Biden lied about being a civil rights activist back in the 1960’s even though he had to come clean about this lie in 1987, admitting he was never involved. Then, Joe lied about visiting the Tree of Life synagogue in Pittsburgh after a 2018 mass shooting. Synagogue officials said that Biden never once visited them.

6 – Biden’s Brain Freezes As He Once Again Lies About Osama Bin Laden

A favorite Biden lie is that he said he would “follow Osama bin Laden to the gates of hell.” This was actually a John McCain line that Biden has borrowed several times. When he used it July, his brain froze for a dozen seconds. Making this lie even dumber, Biden is on record as vp telling Obama not to go after bin Laden.

5 – Joe Biden Tells Story About Meeting Golda Meir During 6 Day War That Never Happened

Joe told a story about how he met with former Israel Prime Minister Golda Meir during the 6 Day War. Even more unbelievable, he claims he was sent by the government to broker a peace deal between Israel and Egypt. The only problem is, at the time Joe was 24-year below-average law school student. This story never happened.

4 – Joe Biden Lies That His House Burned Down With His Wife In It

In November Joe was out trying to convince people that bridges are awesome, which is pretty weird even for him. Making things weirder, Biden told a story about how his house once burned down and his wife Jill barely escaped with her life. The liberal media fact-checkers let this one go but the truth is, there was a small kitchen fire at his house 2004 that did very little damage and never endangered his wife.

3 – Biden Keeps Lying About Hitting Home Runs In Congressional Baseball Game

One of Joe’s favorite things to lie about is what an awesome athlete he was. Weirdly, he had asthma that kept out of the Vietnam draft, but at all other times, he claims to have been a sports super star. Joe frequently lies that he hit a monster home run in an annual Congressional baseball game. Records show that he played in 3 of these, with 1 hit and no RBIs. In one of the games, he sucked so bad he never got his boney ass off the bench.

2 – Biden Claims He And Obama Built A 200 MPH Train From Florida To Tampa

Biden loves lying about trains but this one is so ridiculously easy to disprove he must be insane for telling it. According to Biden, he and Obama built a 200 mph train from Florida to Tampa. First, Tampa Bay is in Florida and second, there is no high-speed rail line in the state. In fact there is no high-speed rail in the entire United States.

1 – Biden Repeats Lie That Sarah Palin Could See Russia From Her House

On Saturday Night Live, Tina Fay portrayed Sarah Palin and said that she could see Russia from her house in Alaska. The real Sarah Palin never said this, but Biden has trouble separating fact from fiction. While telling a story about how he was in charge of the American Recovery act, Joe said he talked to, “Every governor save one who was looking at from Alaska to Russia.” Joe loves this lie so much, he told it again in November but f*cked it up worse by saying of Palin, “She could see Alaska from her porch.”

None of these lies help soften the blow of his disastrous occupation of the White House. None of them help push his bullshit agenda. They don’t even make him seem like less of a piece of crap than he is. These are the kind of pointless lies a pathological liar tells.