“Tough guy” Joe Biden has often fantasized about taking Donald Trump behind the gym and beating him up. While promoting an upcoming fight, Trump was asked to predict the outcome of this fight and the former president said he’d knock Biden out in seconds. Before the liberal media “fact-checks” this statement, they should know that bookies have already placed Trump as the heavy favorite.
Trump phoned in during a press conference to promote this weekend’s fight between Evander Holyfield and Vitor Belfort that he and his son Don Jr. will be covering. Trump was asked who he’d like to fight if he ever stepped into the ring and the former president wisely said he wouldn’t chose a professional fighter. Instead, he had this opponent in mind:
“Probably my easiest fight would be Joe Biden because I think he’s go down very very quickly. Very very quickly,” said Trump.
Trump may be onto something. Remember when a stiff breeze knocked Biden on his ass when he tried to board Air Force One?
“You know he once said, ‘oh I’d like to take him behind the barn.’ He’d be in big trouble if he ever did. Now, I think Biden would go down within the first few seconds and he won’t get up,” Trump said.
It was actually the the gym that Biden said he wanted to take Trump behind and you can expect a thorough fact-check from all liberal media outlets on this point. They however won’t be able to touch Trump’s claim that he’d mop the floor with Biden.
MyBookie released the odds on a hypothetical fight between Donald “The Donald” Trump and Joe “Hairy Legs” Biden. The betting site has Biden as a massive underdog at +1200 meaning bettors would win $1,200 with a hundred dollar bet. Trump on the other hand is a -5000 meaning bettors would have to plop down $5,000 to win $100. Anyway you look at it, Trump would be the odds on favorite.
Trump has an age, height, weight, and reach advantage over Biden, but he also has a functioning brain that would give him a massive advantage over Joe. The fact is, Biden is already punch drunk and no person in history has won a boxing match with dementia.
Also, Trump plays golf all the time while the only thing Biden does is hide out in his basement. Well, that and intensive nap training, but neither of these things are great fight preparations.
It’s too bad Biden doesn’t take questions from reporters because being asked about this would set Joe off. He’d get real angry and restate that he would take Trump behind the gym, then he’d issue a push-up contest challenge to Trump, knowing he’d never have to do any of this shit.
It’s also too bad this fight will never take place. It would be such a great way to settle the stolen election of 2020. Winner takes all. This would be infinitely more fair than the way Biden got in the White House.
And one last thing: The liberal media will take Trump’s fight speculation as a threat of physical violence against Biden when they never had a problem with Joe threatening to beat up Donald behind the gym.
