Remember how the liberal media savaged former President Donald Trump when he walked cautiously down a slick ramp in dress shoes? There will be no such scrutiny of Joe Biden eating sh*t multiple times as he tried to walk up the stairs to Air Force One, because…democrats and whatnot. Not only is Joe’s mind gone, his body is shot too.
Here’s the guy running the most powerful country in the world showing he can’t run up or even walk up stairs:
President Biden stumbles while walking up the stairs to Air Force One
pic.twitter.com/t959EPMHpu— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) March 19, 2021
Another angle pic.twitter.com/BQkfn9eRcQ
— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) March 19, 2021
Not once, not twice, but three times. After the third time, Biden gave the stairs a dirty look like that had done something to make him take a header.
There’s no question that Biden’s mechanical skills are declining as rabidly as his cognitive abilities, but there is some debate on how the White House will spin this. My guess is that White House press secretary Jen Psaki will claim that Biden didn’t actually fall but rather was challenging Russian president Vladimir Putin to a push-up contest.
If they don’t go that route, most certainly it will be blamed on Trump. They’ll say that the former President sabotaged the Air Force One steps with a slick anti-democracy substance and refer the matter to Nancy Pelosi for a third attempted impeachment/removal from office.
The liberal media will either eat up these bullshit excuses or ignore it completely, the way they’ve turned a blind-eye to all of the other troubling examples of Biden’s decline.
The timing of this is particularly bad for the fake news industry. The Washington Post just had to admit that they made up a quote about Trump pressuring Georgia election officials to change the state’s vote totals in the 2020 election. It was just last week that the WaPo also claimed comedians cannot parody Joe Biden because there’s no material to work with.
Back in 1975, then-President Gerald Ford fell down some slick stairs exiting Air Force One:
From 1976-1985, comedian Chevy Chase parodied Ford, incorporating the fall into every impersonation:
Clearly there is parody-worthy material for comedians to work with now that Biden has fallen on the stairs to Air Force Once. Will the WaPo be forced to make another retraction? Well, Ford was a Republican and Biden is a democrat, so probably not.
It’s a shame comedians aren’t allowed to make fun of Biden they way they did with Ford because they have so much in common: Both served in Congress before becoming Vice President and then President of the United States and neither of them was elected to the White House by the people.
The only real difference is Ford fell down the stairs while Biden managed to fall up the stairs.
At this point, Biden would have to show up to a press conference naked, screaming about the dog-faced pony soldiers in his head before the liberal media might question his fitness to serve. Even then, I’m sure they call it a gaffe and excuse his behavior as a long-lasting stuttering problem.
