They both start with “United.” Come on, man. Joe Biden delivered his first speech before the United Nations general assembly on Tuesday or did he deliver that speech before the United States general assembly? The addle-brained illegitimate president got confused and referred to the United Nations as the “United States.” It seems like the person running the most powerful country in the world should know what that country is but nobody is calling out Senile Joe for his diminished cognitive skills.
Biden delivered a speech that was essentially him promising that the U.S. was going to give the world billions in “free” food and and health care, but he also let our enemies know America is done using military force.
It probably doesn’t matter since he doesn’t have any f*cking idea what country he represents:
“And a belief in the u-universal rights of all people. It’s stamped into our DNA as a nation and critically it’s stamped into the DNA of this institution, the United States,” said Biden.
Well no, the institution he was referring to is the United Nations, not the United States. It’s weird that his handlers didn’t brief him on that before this big speech.
Hilariously, the very next words that came out of his mouth were, “We sometimes forget.”
What’s this “we” stuff, JoBi? Forgetting is really more of a you kind of thing.
Biden’s speech was long and boring but let’s give him props for staying awake the entire time. Also, he did a nearly flawless job of reading off of a teleprompter, a skill any 1st grader would have, but there were a few hiccups:
“As a global community, we’re challenge by urge and a looming crisee,” said Biden.
Joey was really struggling with the word “urgent” on Tuesday:
“To focus on people’s urgens needs for better health,” Biden said.
Joe didn’t do much better with the word “sting.”:
“We know the bitter string of terrorism,” said Biden, who corrected himself by saying, “The bitter string of terrorism is real.”
Is it, now?
“When the earth crake strikes,” Biden said.
I don’t even want to know what the hell an “earth crake” is. Actually, maybe that’s what Joe thinks tornados are called now.
“As we stee on steer our nations,” Biden.
I don’t even know what to do with that one or this one:
“Shurcurity council.”
Whatever.
Joe got this next line out okay but it was still pretty WTF?:
“We’ll work together with our democratic partners to ensure that new advances in areas of biotechnology to quantum computing, 5G artificial intelligence and more are used to lift people up, to solve problems, advance human freedom, not to suppress dissent or target minority communities,” said Biden.
Are people using advances in science to suppress and target minority communities? According to Joe, yes they are. Technology is racist!
Biden spoke for nearly a half-hour but really only had about 5 minutes worth of material. He just kept finding slightly new ways to say what he had already said and it was mind-numbing in its redundancy. At one point a delegation from some African nation got up and walked out. Biden wasn’t saying anything that could have potentially offended any African countries, I think the delegates were just bored and had enough.
This speech was supposed to reassure our allies and warn our enemies that the United States is committed to world peace and prosperity. All it really did was remind the world that America is a driverless car with a flawed auto-pilot app.
He’s Joe Obama who is running for the United States Senate so he can address the general assembly of the United States.
