Ayanna Presley Uncovers White Supremacist Plot To Keep Gay People From Getting Abortions

As a black skinhead, she should know. Loon Squad member, Ayanna Pressley has uncovered a white supremacist plot to keep gay people from getting abortions. You know, those same sex-people who don’t reproduce due to their life-style choices? What’s next, a neo-Nazi plot to keep fish from walking on dry land?

Here’s what democrats are doing instead of fixing all of the problems they have created:

“2012 has been the most devastating year for abortion rights in American history. In the midst of a global pandemic that has robbed us of more than 690,000 lives and disproportionately impacted our most vulnerable in black and brown communities, anti-abortion legislators in 47 states focused on legislating hurt and harm to push this critical health care out of reach,” said Pressley.

Can we get a fact-check on this statement? As far as I know, only Texas passed any kind of an abortion law, so what are the other 46 states? I can think of at last a dozen deep-blue states that have passed no such laws. These numbers just don’t add up.

Neither does Pressely referring to killing unborn babies as “critical health care.” Health care saves lives, not takes them.

“These misguided bans will not actually prevent all abortions they simply put safe and necessary abortion care out of reach for our most vulnerable people?” Pressley continued.

Abortion care?

“Specifically our lowest income sisters, our queer, trans and nonbinary siblings, black, Latinx, AAPI, immigrants, disabled and indiginal indigenous folks,” said Pressley.

I can’t speak for all of those other aggrieved minorities, but I know that gay people can’t naturally conceive, which makes “abortion care” completely unnecessary for them. Two woman can’t make a baby the old fashioned way and if they want one, they would go the artificial insemination route. It’s unlikely they would pay all that money just to get an abortion. 2 dudes also can’t make a baby so they generally adopt, which is something that wouldn’t be possible if all unwanted pregnancies were terminated.

As dumb as this is, it gets even stupider:

“And none of this is happenstance. It is precise. Like the roots of the anti-abortion movement, these bans are rooted in patriarchy and white supremacy,” Pressley said.

I think we need another fact-check here. The pro-abortion movement was rooted in white supremacy. Margaret Sanger, the founder of the country’s largest abortion provider Planned Parenthood, got into the abortion game because she was a proponent of eugenics. She literally wanted to find a way to stop black people from having babies because she believed they were intellectually defective and genetically inferior to white people.

This is like a Jewish person raging against the Allies for liberating the Nazi death camps: “They robbed us of our critical Zyklon-B treatments!”

I think I found another problem with Pressley’s white supremacy/abortion theory: Don’t white supremacists hate minorities? Wouldn’t they want to limit the number of offspring from blacks, Hispanics, Asians, LGBTers, and trannies?

It’s Pressley’s contention that there is a white supremacist conspiracy to make sure more minorities are born, which is another reason why her and every democrat is bat-shit crazy.