White House Unveils The New Kamala Harris And She’s Terrifying

Kamala Harris started off her tenure as the illegitimate vice president by embarrassing the hell out of the White House so she was put on ice with very limited public appearances. The Biden handlers hired a bunch of advisors for Harris to help deal with her serious likability problem and after months of coaching unveiled the “New Kamala.” They’re going to need to go back to the drawing board because she is a freakish caricature of a human being, sure to terrify children and adults alike.

Kamala Harris dropped out of the democratic primaries for the 2020 presidential election with zero support, mostly because people in her own party don’t like her. Joe Biden selected her as his running mate, not because of her qualifications, but because, in his own words, she is a woman of color.

Biden probably should have vetted his running mate a little better but he knew the democrats were going to rig the election and it didn’t matter that he had a phony woman who is universally hated on the ticket. He however didn’t have the foresight to consider after he stole the White House, Harris would be one of the biggest public faces of his administration.

Biden tried to help Harris by putting her in charge of things like the border crisis he created and the vaccine hesitancy he and she created. This was a disaster because every time Harris appeared in public she either made a stupid statement of laughed incessantly at very serious subjects.

And with that, the mysterious string-pullers behind the Biden administration put Harris in a time-out while they figured out what to do with her.

As Axios reported in early August, there was an intervention:

A group of the Democratic Party’s most influential women met for dinner at a home in the nation’s capital last month to game out how to defend Vice President Kamala Harris and her chief of staff, Tina Flournoy, against a torrent of bad press.

The operatives spent the dinner discussing how to fight back against negative perceptions, and how to help Harris boost her national media footing.

And as The Daily Mail reports, they hired some big guns to help make Harris less repulsive:

Vice President Kamala Harris has expanded her team with new senior advisors, including the brother-in-law of White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki, as she faces public relations challenges over the border crisis.

Harris in recent months hired Lorraine Voles and Adam Frankel, both of whom worked with her transition team, to assist with ‘organizational development, strategic communications and long-term planning,’ a White House official [said].

After months of working on her, these PR advisors unveiled the new Kamala Harris:

Holy shit!

She’s talking to those kids like they’re babies and that fake sense of wonder is creepy. She’s like some kind of evil witch trying to trick those kids into her dungeon so she can bathe in their virgin blood. Stranger danger! Stranger danger!

Before she was just irritating but now she’s crazy and terrifying.

People hate Kamala Harris because she’s a big phony and so the White House handlers hired advisors to make her even phonier. Brilliant.

This is a perfect illustration of how bad democrats are at solving problems: throw money at it and keep doing the same thing that ain’t working.