After months of intense training in the art of likability, the “new” Kamala Harris was unveiled last week in a video where she came across as something between a pedophile ice cream truck driver and a witch who eats children’s skin. As funny as it was that Kamalatoe had to be coached to be that fake, she cranked the phony-level up to 11 because the kids in her video were paid child actors. It shouldn’t be this hard to be genuine but apparently for Kamala it is.
Here’s the video Kamala made after hiring consultants and advisors who shaped her into a lean mean likable machine:
And this is what we had to say about it last week:
Holy shit!
She’s talking to those kids like they’re babies and that fake sense of wonder is creepy. She’s like some kind of evil witch trying to trick those kids into her dungeon so she can bathe in their virgin blood. Stranger danger! Stranger danger!
Before she was just irritating but now she’s crazy and terrifying.
She’s also very fake but we had no idea how fake. The Washington Examiner reports:
The first installment of Vice President Kamala Harris’s YouTube Originals space series featured child actors who auditioned for their roles in the project.
Trevor Bernardino, a 13-year-old actor from Carmel, California, and one of five teenagers featured in the video, was asked to submit a monologue discussing something he is passionate about and three questions for a world leader, according to an interview with KSBW TV. Trevor then interviewed with the production director.
Bernardino was joined by Derrick Brooks II, another child actor , Emily Kim, likewise a child actor , Zhoriel Tapo, a child actor and aspiring journalist who has interviewed former first lady Michelle Obama , and Sydney Schmooke.
“All five of them are actors,” Bernardino’s father, Carlo said. “He’s a child actor — he’s been trying to do this type of thing for a while. And so he has a manager and an agent in LA and they send him castings. This was a casting call, a very specific one.”
Trevor didn’t learn that he would be meeting with Harris “until the day flying out, essentially,” his father said. “The producers wanted a big surprise.”
Or they were worried if the kids knew what the gig was, nobody would have auditioned. Imagine their disappointed when the had to sit and have Kacklin’ Kamaltoe talk to them like they were 2-year-olds.
Carlo Bernardino said he hopes the series will be picked up for broader distribution.
“It was pitched to my son and us as a pilot,” he said, but whether it continues will “depend on the reaction and what the producers want to do — our hope is that it gets picked up.”
I wouldn’t hold my breath if I was him. The video has twice as many dislikes as likes and they had to disable the comments. More importantly, the video was suppose to showcase Harris’ new likability and it was an utter failure. It’s back to the drawing board for Kamala 3G.
The White House had put Kamala on ice for being a serious embarrassment and hired people to teach her how not to be a such a fake unlikable train wreck. This was such a monumental task that they couldn’t even find some normal kids who would be captivated by her sugary phoniness, so they had to hire actors to pretend she’s not a nightmare. That’s just sad.
