Dr. Jill Rescues Clueless Joe When He Loses Track Of Reality

You know that old guy walking around the mall confused and unsure of what the hell is going on? That guy is in charge of the United States. And you how eventually that confused guy’s wife finds him and leads him on the right path? That actually happened at the White House today when Jill had to come over and bring Joe back to reality. It’d be funny if he didn’t have the nuclear codes.

Jill Biden hosted some kind of event to honor teachers at the White House on Monday. I couldn’t sit through her speech but I’m almost certain she didn’t give them and their unions crap for keeping kids out of school during the COVID-19 pandemic.

In the worst surprise ever, Joe Biden popped up and gave a rambling incoherent speech. When everything was done, the brass band started to play and people began to disperse. Joe however was still talking:

At some point Jill came over and poked Joe to let him know the speech is over. He smiled and tried to look cool for a second before turning around and realizing the festivities have moved. Again, this guy is running the most powerful country in the world, which is terrifying.

I did try to sit through Joe’s portion of the speeches and found a lie that the liberal media will ignore:

“But most of all, what you do, you give us confidence. You instill confidence. Just like when I was a kid, when I used to stutter back, the nuns would sit me down and said ‘Joey, you can do this. Practice with me.’ It gave me confidence.

What Biden is saying to these teachers is that his teachers, the nuns at his private Catholic school, encouraged him and helped him overcome his stutter. It’s complete bullshit because the story he used to tell is that he overcame his stutter all by himself. This is from GQ:

Importantly for other people who stutter, Biden is open about his past experiences. He has reminisced about being humiliated in school and how he used to practise more fluent speech by holding a torch to his face and reciting poetry in the mirror (Irish poets such as WB Yeats were favourites).

As for the nuns being supportive and building his confidence, there’s this:

When a teacher made fun of Biden by calling him “Mr. Bu-bu-bu-Biden,” he walked out of class. His mother took him back to school to discuss the incident and confronted the teacher, who was a nun.

Biden wrote in his memoir that his mother said: “If you ever speak to my son like that again, I’ll come back and rip that bonnet off your head.”

Every story Joe tells is a lie and this one doesn’t seem that bad unless you look at the big picture. He’s a guy who doesn’t know where the hell he is and who lives in a fantasy world, completely detached from reality.

You see it very clearly at the White House on Monday. Joe had to be wrangled back into the moment because his mind is completely shot. That’s fine for the old guy wandering aimlessly at the mall but frightening for the illegitimate President of the United States.