Illegitimate president Joe Biden and wicked witch Nancy Pelosi are leaders of the democratic party but that’s not all they have in common. Both of these two dinosaurs have difficulty speaking English or forming coherent thoughts. Pelosi just joined Biden in another thing, the Mush Mind Club, when her brain literally broke on live TV.
Pelosi was supposed to bring Biden’s Build Back Better socialist spending plan to a vote today, but didn’t have the votes and has pushed it back to “sometime before Thanksgiving.” She was asked a question about whether they have successfully negotiated the bill to attract moderate democrats. She rambled on for about five minutes, and then her brain broke:
I’m going to do my best to transcribe this communication breakdown but I encourage you to watch the video because words don’t do it justice.
“The other thing that we’re we’re getting, we’re sending stuff over to the Senate, well of, most of the product will be junis. Cept now we may we had at it last jere or so and some of what we add is Senate to the bill,” said Pelosi.
But wait, it gets worse.
“But uh, a hearing. Bernie doesn’t like hearing. Scuse me, Bernie loves hearing. Manchin is doesn’t want hearing in the bill all-or-rasta. So some asin orient and they we had the family miracle leave. Bafigure they’re putting things in then we can put something in even if Manchin doesn’t like it,” Pelosi said.
“So um ah,” Pelosi froze for a moment. “We’re getting some.”
And then Pelosi froze for an even longer moment, looking scared at the camera like she just realized she caught Alzheimers.
“Bird and privilege. I think ja, I think mostly we’re getting privilege scrub. Cause privilege scribe is deadledge to a bill. Bird wull um, it’s important, you have to take it out but privilege vivation can take you out. So but so again we’re getting that as we go along as well abut when we pass a bill they will see it in its aggregate and some,” Pelosi said.
The reporter who asked the original question eons ago actually interrupted her to try to get some sense of what the f*ck she was saying. He asked if she was sending the actual bill to a vote or a “messaging” bill.
“No no, we’re not sending messing bill but we want to be sure what we send is not birdable. Bird bath or privilege scrub. They’re the two,” said Pelosi again freezing.
Pelosi did some kind of belly dance as she tried to find the words.
“Exercise we’re gan engage, bathing exercises we’re engaged in and look at it it and go response. There’s no bad answer. You know it is what it is,” said Pelosi.
I think Nutty Nancy is selling herself short as that was an incredible bad answer.
Watch the video, reading along with my transcription, and tell me I didn’t f*cking nail it. Also, if you don’t mind, tell me what the hell Nancy Pelosi said.
We’ve seen Joe Biden babble incoherently, demonstrating that there aren’t any marbles left in his sack and now Nancy Pelosi has at least equaled his dementiated rambling. The terrifying thing is, these two are the most powerful politicians in the country and the world for that matter.
To put things into perspective, if you were on a plane and the pilot got on the intercom and said, “Bird and privilege. I think ja, I think mostly we’re getting privilege scrub. Cause privilege scribe is deadledge to a bill. Bird wull um, it’s important, you have to take it out but privilege vivation can take you out,” how fast would you pop the emergency exit and get the hell off that doomed flight?
