It’s kind of hard to be a tough guy and a senile guy at the same time, but that hasn’t stopped Joe Biden from trying to multi-task. At a DNC fundraiser on Tuesday, Biden warned Republicans”Get ready, pal, you’re gonna in for a problem” whatever the hell that means.
Either he was off his meds or it was past his bedtime at the DNC fundraiser because Joe’s mind and mouth were all over the place:
“Thank you Kamal the induction,” started Joe into, “And Jill, ah-may-zhing fur ladder, lady.”
You’d think that opening would be enough to convince the wealthy democratic party donors in the audience to put away their checkbooks but Biden had more to scare off his benefactors:
“Congsman Jim Clah Burn, Jimmy you hear?” and “Tammy Duckler I’m told is here.”
Presumably he meant Jim Clyburn and Tammy Duckworth.
“When each and every time, Senate Republics have blocked the vote.” and “This bottle’s not over.”
I don’t know if the bottle is over or not, but if Biden says it’s not, it probably is because he’s a liar.
Speaking bottles, Joe is pretty convinced that the democrats will do well in the 2022 midterms despite all indicators pointing to doom for the party:
“No we look at 2022. I wanna tell my Republican friends, ‘Get ready, pal, you’re gonna in for a problem,” said Joe.
What the hell does that even mean? The Republicans are gonna in for a problem? I’d say that statement alone means Republicans are going to kick-ass in the midterms.
I should also point out that I credited him for saying “pal” when in actuality it sounded more like “bal.”
Biden said, “There’s not a single thing we’re unable to do when we do it together as the United States of America” indicating unity, but moments earlier he attacked Republicans:
“As democrats, we know what we’re for while Republicans don’t seem to be for anything. Name something they are for. They’re against everything,” said Biden.
Republicans are for border security, low taxes, low crime, personal freedom, a strong economy, capitalism, American sovereignty, affordable gas, military superiority, and family values. I guess that’s more than one thing, so Joe Biden can take his pick.
Finally, Joe ended on this weird statement:
“I’ve now met with almost every major world leader, many of who I knew in a vance. I say this for everybody to listen. I don’t know a single solitary world leader who wouldn’t trade the problems the prez nited states has for their problem. I don’t know a single one,” Biden said.
Okay, we listened but what does it mean? Actually, don’t answer that. I don’t care.
The point of this DNC fundraiser was to raise funds, duh, but I can’t imagine anyone listening to Joe Biden babble and butcher the English language and think, “Yeah, this guy makes a lot of sense. Here’s a bunch of money.”
If I were at a 7-11 and the clerk was this incoherent, I’d be reluctant to buy a pack of gum from him. Then again, democrats are morons so maybe they aren’t seeing the red flags the rest of do.
