Joe Biden isn’t particularly good at anything, especially running the most powerful country in the world, but that doesn’t mean he’s completely talentless. He’s actually quite good at inducing cringe as he sniffs, gropes, and fondles his way around women and children. Here are Creepy Joe’s top ten creepiest moments of 2021:
10 – Will Someone Please Keep The Children Away From Joe Biden?
While touring tornado damage in Kentucky, Creepy Joe got ahold of a couple youngsters named Dane and Abby. He fondled the boy and then promised “something special” to the girl.
9 – Creepy Joe Sniffs Another Little Girl
While signing some meaningless proclamation, Joe managed to get his hands on a little girl. Rather than sniffing her, it looked like he tried to eat the poor girl’s hair. He then whispered something creepy in her ear.
As part of his tour to sell the infrastructure bill that he already signed, Joe visited an elementary school in New Jersey. Ge groped and creeped on several little kids, but one girl, he picked up and kept his hand on her ass for an uncomfortably long time.
7 – This Just In: Joe Biden ‘Likes Kids Better Than People’
At a daycare center in Connecticut, Biden rubbed and sniffed the little kids on the playground. As he was groping one little boy, he remarked, “I like kids better than people.”
6 – Joe Biden Refers To Kamala Harris’ Husband As ‘The First Lady’
Joe Biden serious wants First Dude, Doug Emhoff, to be a woman. While signing the infrastructure bill he said, “I want to thank everyone who helped make this happen. Vice president Harris, my cabinet members, my White House team, Jill, Doug the first lady.” Maybe Joe secretly wants to be married to Doug.
5 – Joe Biden Unveils His Pedophile Ice Cream Truck
Being in the White House means that Joe’s access to children is limited to staffers’ kids, so he got himself a pedophile ice cream truck to cast a bigger net. Joe went full-child molester in June with a creepy truck, giving out free ice cream to the kiddies.
4 – Joe Biden Creeped On George Floyd’s Daughter
Joe finally found a way to combine his hobbies of pretending that he’s black and creeping on little children when he hosted the daughter of dead scumbag George Floyd at the White House. Biden bragged that he hugged the 7-year-old, bounced her on his lap, and then gave her ice cream and Cheetos.
3 – Creepy Joe Flirts With Female COVID-19 Vaccination Site Worker
In one of the rare times Joe got creepy with an adult in 2021, he actually flirted with a vaccination site worker. While the woman was trying to explain the operation to Joe, he kept asking her if she was a freshman in college and commented several times on how young she looks. We know he likes ’em young.
2 – Biden Caresses Young Boy And Invites Him On Private Tour Of The White House
At a White House bill signing in November, Joe somehow got his hands on a young boy. He caressed the poor child’s cheek an then said, “Meet me after this and I can show you around the White house, okay?”
1 – Little Girl Uses Karate To Keep Creepy Joe From Groping Her
After so many young kids were the victim of Joe’s creepiness, one little girl fought back. At the White House Turkey Pardoning Ceremony, Biden attempted to caress and fondle a girl, but she gave him a Karate chop and send him packing, in search of easier prey.
These incidents represent only a small fraction of Biden’s 2021 creepy output. Good job of the liberal media pretending like this behavior is normal.
