AOC is Convinced That All Republicans Sexually Desire Her

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez believes a lot of things that aren’t true but this may be the craziest. According to the dimwit NY Rep., Republicans criticize her because the are sexually attracted to her and frustrated that she won’t date them. Clearly she doesn’t own a mirror and has never see a picture or video of herself.

After almost 2 years of talking shit about Florida Governor Ron DeSantis and his handling of the COVID-19 pandemic, AOC went on vacation in Miami. So how do we get from AOC’s glaring hypocrisy to her accusing all Republicans of wanting her? Easy, this is AOC we’re talking about.

Former Trump campaign advisor Steve Cortes pointed out how full of shit AOC is…

…And AOC lost her shit:

Once again, AOC turns legitimate criticism of her into identity grievance. Usually she’ll say it’s racism, but here’s she’s going with sexism. It can’t be that she’s a hypocrite for trashing Florida and then going there on vacation, it’s gotta be that all Republicans want to bang her.

Seeing as she is AOC, she made things dumber:

Let’s see if we got this straight: AOC says that Republicans are sexually fixated on her, women, all gays, and all people? Doesn’t that mean they are sexually fixated on everybody? And if so, what’s AOC’s proof?

That last line is the most projected thing she’s every written. She’s the one that needs therapy but won’t do it. She’s the one who uses politics as an outlet for her derangement. She is really weird.

Equally weird is her deranged delusion that all Republicans desire her sexually. She’s got the body of a 12-year-old boy. She has bug eyes. She has donkey teeth. On top of which, she’s dumb. Dumb can be an attraction multiplier if it’s on a sexy woman, but AOC is whatever the exact opposite of sexy is.

In The Gauntlet, Clint Eastwood’s character said of Sondra Locke’s character, “On a scale of one to ten, I’d have to give her a two, and that’s because I haven’t seen a one before.” If he met AOC, not only would he have met a 1, he’d also have met a zero.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and attractiveness is subjective, but my claim that AOC is a double-bagger is easily proven. Her boyfriend is a doughy ginger beta male. If she was as hot as she thinks she is, she would do much better.

While we’re on the subject, for all of her talk of being an empowered female of color, why is she dating the whitest dude possible? Must just be another strand of hypocrisy in her tapestry of bullshit.