Because out-of-touch democrats think people actually give a shit about the mild protests of January 6, they went balls-to-the-wall with their overblown overhyped fake outrage on the one year anniversary. Joe Biden gave what was supposed to be a fiery speech from the Capitol but because he’s completely senile, he flubbed it big time and ended up exonerating Donald Trump in any culpability.
Joe started out by telling us what we saw on January 6:
“We say with our own eyes, rioters menace these halls, threatening the life of the Speaker of the House, literally erecting gallows to hang the Vice President of the United States of America,” said Biden.
I can’t speak for what president Alzheimers saw, but with my own eyes I saw a bunch of knuckleheads and leftists wandering calmly through the halls of the Capitol. I saw a couple of goofballs sitting in Nancy Pelosi’s empty office. I saw a mock gallows that was incapable of hanging anything heavier than a chipmunk.
Next Biden told us what we didn’t see on January 6:
“What did we not see? We didn’t see a former President, who had just rallied the mob to attack, sitting in a private dining room off the Oval Office in the White House, watching it all on television and doing nothing for hours as police were assaulted, lives were at risk, and nation’s Capitol under siege,” Biden said.
He’s right, we didn’t see that. I think he was probably trying to say that we did see that but because his brain is a moldy bread heel, he just admitted that Trump was not responsible for the unmemorable events of January 6.
Because Biden is wrong so often, he should take this flub as a win for finally being right about something. Trump didn’t “rally the mob to attack” because people were already breaching the Capitol as Trump was still speaking over a mile away. He also told the crowd to “go in peace” which are not words that rally people to attack.
We didn’t see Trump sitting in a “private dining” room watching anything on TV because there is literally no footage of that. We didn’t see Trump doing nothing for hours either because he called in the National Guard at once. Due to some Nancy Pelosi rules, the National Guard didn’t get there quickly, but they we called. We didn’t see a “former President” do anything because on January 6, Trump was the sitting President.
Some other things we didn’t see were police officers being assaulted. We saw police officers killing and wounding unarmed protesters but that’s about it. We didn’t see lives at risk because the protesters were unarmed and Congress was safely evacuated. Most of all, we didn’t see our Nation’s Capitol under siege, we saw a couple hundred dorks wandering around and then leaving without incident.
Somebody must have slipped Joe some truth serum because he was on an honesty roll. Here he accidentally revealed how many votes he really got in the stolen election of 2020:
“To me the true patriots are the more than 150 Americans who peacefully expressed their vote at the ballot box,” said Biden.
I think 150 is a little high, but I’ll give it to him.
The thing is, Biden was reading all of this off of a teleprompter and he still f*cked it up. The good news for Joe is that the liberal media has normalized his senility and completely disregards every crazy thing that comes out of his mouth.
The bad news is, nobody gives a flying f*ck about January 6 and Joe was banking on national outrage to lift his disastrous presidency out of the sewer.
