Ca Gov. Newsom Offers ‘Free’ Health Care To Illegal Aliens

The problems facing California are many: high crime, high taxes, high cost of living, homelessness, filth, etc.. but Governor Gavin Newsom figures the most pressing issue is a lack of “free” health care for illegal aliens. That’s why he’s made it the corner stone of his agenda and even included tax-payer funded abortions for illegals as a well. Meanwhile, even liberals are fleeing that state.

Newsom unveiled what he calls The California Blueprint, which is his bold plan to fix everything that’s f*cked up about the state. Because he’s a democrat, he totally doesn’t get that what’s most f*cked up about California is shit like this:

Governor Newsom’s Blueprint will make California the first state in the nation to offer universal access to healthcare coverage for all state residents, regardless of immigration status.

But see, it’s not actually universal health care because people like me will still have pay premiums and deductibles for health care, plus now I’ll be paying for illegal aliens’ health care as well. If this were truly universal health care, I’d get free kick-ass coverage but instead my already high premiums are going to go up to cover the cost of giving health care to millions of people who shouldn’t even be in this country.

But wait, it’s worse:

Yay! I get to pay for illegal alien abortions as well. Maybe there’s a pretty good reason why no other state does this. The only consolation is that illegal aliens tend not to get abortions. They breed like rabbits. Then again those huge families mean way more people that will be supported by tax payer dollars. There is no winning here.

I did find a bit of a snag for Newsom with his bold plan to make California safer:

Getting guns and drugs off our streets – creating a new statewide gun buyback program, holding the gun industry accountable with nation-leading legislation, and intercepting drugs at the border.

California is not involved in patrolling the border but let’s pretend they are to make this point: Who does Newsom think is sneaking across the border with drugs? It’s illegal aliens, that’s who. How is he going to enforce drug smuggling without arresting illegal aliens? Everything he’s doing is for their benefit and it would seem a little hypocritical for him to throws these scumbags in jail.

Maybe he’ll instruct the non-existent California Border Patrol to stop illegals, confiscate their drugs, and then send them on their way for “free” health care and abortions.

Clearly this plan to make California safer won’t do shit, but I’m actually into his statewide gun buyback program. I have a few broke-ass junk guns that I will sell to him and then use the money to buy a shiny new firearm.

Nothing in Newsom’s plan will lower crime, taxes, or the cost of living in the state or clean up the homelessness and filth on the street, but at least it costs a shitload of money. It looks like Newsom is estimating the cost of this garbage at $79 billion which means it’s actually 2 or 3 times that. This is liberal problem-solving at its worst.