Dummies Launch Hunger Strike Until DOA ‘Voting Rights’ Bill Is Passed

Yesterday Joe Biden’s agenda along with the “voting rights” bills he was pushing died when 2 democrats refused to eliminate the filibuster. In a couple of weeks a group of liberal dummies will also die because they’ve launched a hunger strike until those bills are passed. Since that’s never going to happen there appears to be an imminent mass suicide on the Capitol steps coming.

Fox News reports:

Protesters began a second hunger strike Thursday to demand Congress pass voting rights legislation, even though any chance of an overhaul appears dead.

The 40 youth activists are planning to strike indefinitely unless the legislation passes the Senate. But after Sen. Kyrsten Sinema reaffirmed that she would not vote to remove the filibuster, which would have meant the upper chamber only needed a simply majority to pass the voting rights bills, the legislation appears to have no immediate path forward.

Proving my contention that these people are dummies, here’s one of the hunger strikers, Brandon Ortega, an Arizona State student:

“I’m sure everyone here shares this sentiment that this hunger strike is easier to endure than the consequences of not passing this bill. This is our lives that are hanging in the balance,” said Ortega.

The consequence of not passing those bills (he doesn’t seem to know that here are actually 2 bills) is that the federal government won’t unconstitutionally take over state elections and rig the system in favor of the democrats. In other words, the consequence is that we will have free and fair elections. The consequence of not eating until bills that will never be passed are passed is death.

He thinks a secure election system will kill him but that robbing his body of sustenance until he dies is easy to endure. Let’s go Brandon!

The biggest problem here is that these protesters are too stupid to figure out the simple process of voting. You know, that thing that tens of millions of Americans do without issue?

Ortega added that these dead “voting rights” bills will make sure “voters can freely and safely cast their ballots.”

Who can’t freely and safely cast a ballot now?

“From New York to Texas, Michigan and Florida, we’ve spoken to young people who have been forced to jump through hoops to exercise their right to vote,” said hunger striker Brianna Cea.

What kind of hoops? Registering to vote and then voting? It’s literally that simple. This younger generation is a bunch of entitled babies who think everything that happens in the real world is unfair and cumbersome.

“We hope we won’t have to go longer than Martin Luther King Day but, we’re still committed to an indefinite hunger strike,” Ortega said.

There’s no such thing as an indefinite hunger strike. In a little known fact that they obviously don’t teach at ASU, humans need food to live. Generally speaking, after 21 days of not eating, people die. The longest hunger strike on record is 74 days, set by Irish political prisoner Terence MacSwine. The thing is, right after breaking his hunger strike, he died, so it’s not like this is doable.

And while Ortega says him and his crybaby comrades are prepared to stop eating forever, Friday is day one of the hunger strike and he’s already complaining about, “hunger pains, fatigue and just general discomfort.” I predict he’ll be eating avocado toast by nightfall.

A hunger strike is pretty much like a petulant child threatening to hold his or her breath until they turn blue and that’s to say it’s a temper tantrum: “Let me have my way or I’ll hurt myself!” Go ahead. Nobody gives a shit.