Adam Carolla Says AOC Is Beautiful But Dumb (He’s Half-Right)

When people pointed out the hypocrisy of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez vacationing maskless in Florida, she accused all Republicans of wanting to date her. Radio personality Adam Carolla just said the the NY Rep. is beautiful but dumb, so she’s probably going to claim the entire world sexually desires her. Also, Corolla is on to something, but he’s only half right on AOC.

Carolla was on Hannity and had this observation about everyone’s favorite dipshit:

“Here’s a quick thought experiment: If AOC was fat and in her 60’s, would anyone listen to another thing she every said?” Carolla asked.

Hannity asked Carolla to clarify this astute observation.

“She’s young, she’s vibrant, she’s beautiful and everyone’s always putting a camera and mic in her face but her opinions are idiotic 95% of the time and I don’t think if she was a middle-aged heavy-set woman, anyone would care what she had to say,” Carolla said.

I generally like Adam Carolla, and I hate to do this to him, but I gotta fact-check this statement.

First, when you throw around words carelessly like this, they lose all meaning. Beautiful? Has Carolla ever actually looked at her? She has bug eyes and donkey teeth. She has the body of a 12-year-old boy. I understand beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but she is no beholder of beauty by any stretch of the imagination.

Second, name the %5 of the time AOC’s opinions are not idiotic. It’s a proven fact that she’s stupid, annoying, and wrong 100% of the time.

Lastly, the premise is flawed. Nobody listens to what AOC says now, so if she were older and fatter, it would be the same thing. People like to laugh at what she says. They like to give her shit using her own words against her. What nobody does however is take her seriously.

Hannity also disagreed with Carolla but in a really bizarre way.

“She’s got the whole democratic party following her. In my opinion, she way more powerful than Speaker Pelosi,” said Hannity.

What? AOC hasn’t gotten one piece of legislation even considered in her time in the House. Her whacko ideas on socialism and defunding the police actually cost democrats seats in 2020 and the party has been working furiously to distance themselves from her bullshit.

Carolla didn’t dispute Hannity’s delusion that AOC is a powerful democrat but did double-down on his previously flawed premise.

“Look, I agree with you, I’m just saying that if she was fat and old, TMZ wouldn’t be chasing her around with a camera,: Carolla said.

Sure they would. TMZ loves fat old ladies like Hilary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey, and Alec Baldwin.

Regardless of the holes in Carolla’s argument, the fact is that he said AOC is beautiful and idiotic, which means she will respond as she always does: by accusing Corolla of being afraid of an empowered woman of color. She also thinks that any criticism of her means the critic and everyone else wants to sleep with her.

She’s vowed to take a break from Twitter, but I’ll check it occasionally and bring it to you when she has her predictable meltdown over this.