Perhaps the plan is to desensitize people to Joe Biden’s dementia and insanity because this guy should not be speaking publicly. In the latest proof that the White House occupier is out of his damn mind, Joe talked about “cancer moonshine” and told a story about leaving a dead dog on a woman’s porch.
Biden spoke at the National Association of Counties Legislative Conference, which is exactly as lame as it sounds. At least Joe livened things up with his complete lack of sanity and comprehension:
Before running for Senate, Joe Biden was a county councilman and he told this story about his time in office:
“I represented a middle-class district to working class district but there was one very wealthy neighborhood and I got a call one night. Woman said to me, obviously not of the same persuasion as I was politically, call me and said, ‘there’s a dead dog on my lawn.’ And I said, ‘yes ma’am’ and I said, ‘have you called the county?’ and said, ‘yes, they’re not here’ and I said, ‘well I’ll get ’em in the morning’ and she said, ‘I want him removed now. I pay your salary.’ So I went over. I picked it up. She said, ‘I want it out of my front yard.’ I put it on her doorstep,” said Biden.
There’s no way in hell this ever happened but it’s very telling that Biden thinks inventing a story like this makes him relatable or likable. He’s telling a lie that he threw a dead dog on a woman’s front porch because she was a Republican. So much for uniting the country.
Also, so much for uniting his last two brain cells in a coherent thought, because…
“Let me degress for a moment, I started the cancer moonshine, which I worked very hard on the administration (pause) the the administration I served last and I held confidence all over the country with literally thousands of people,” said Biden.
Huge, if true.
It’s not however. He didn’t start the “cancer moonshine” it was the “cancer moonshot” and he didn’t start it, Obama put him in charge of it. Also, how awesome is it that Joe can’t remember Barack Obama’s administration?
Biden also didn’t work very hard on it during the Obama administration because he was given the cancer moonshot at the end of the term. He also didn’t work hard on it after he left office because he managed to give zero dollars to cancer research in the 5 years since he started “working” on it.
Finally, Biden hasn’t held confidence with anyone but I will say he does seem to be degressing.
I think what he meant to say is that he’s been drinking cancer moonshine to help him with his dementia and the result is slurred speech and meandering fictitious stories.
There was a time when Biden’s handlers hid him away from the public because they knew he would embarrass himself. Now the plan seems to be letting him loose and hoping that his dangerous cognitive decline will become normalized.
