With all of the insanity of Joe Biden’s State of the Union address, this one almost slipped by. Renewing his call for unconstitutional gun control, the illegitimate president justified banning and confiscating weapons because deer don’t wear kevlar vests. Under this logic, if the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service would equip deer with bullet proof vests, we would all be able to keep our AR-15s.
In between stammering and forgetting things, Biden talked gun control during Tuesday’s SOTU:
“I ask Congress to pass proven measures to reduce gun violence. Pass universal background checks. Why should anyone on a terrorist list be able to purchase a weapon? Why? Why? And folks, ban assault weapons and high-capacity magazines, hold up to a hundred rounds” said Biden.
Then he added, “You think the deer are wearing a kevlar vest?”
Do I think all deer are wearing a single kevlar vest? No, I don’t. He should have said, “You think deer are wearing kevlar vests” but I guess that’s the least stupid thing about what he said.
The idea here is that we shouldn’t be allowed to own semi-automatic rifles because deer aren’t bullet-proof. Once again Biden is linking our gun ownership rights to hunting and that’s bullshit.
“These laws don’t infringe on the Second Amendment. They save lives,” said Biden.
Take a look at the 2nd Amendment and decide for yourself:
A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
It does say “the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed” so banning weapons is definitely unconstitutional, but there is absolutely no mention of hunting. Joe is wrong on both counts.
Old Joe is stuck in a dementia loop where he believes that the only reason anyone should be allowed to own a gun is to hunt.
Back before he was an illegitimate president and simply an illegitimate candidate, Biden unveiled his gun control plan:
Ban the manufacture and sale of assault weapons and high-capacity magazines. Federal law prevents hunters from hunting migratory game birds with more than three shells in their shotgun. That means our federal law does more to protect ducks than children. It’s wrong.
“We should do away with AR-15s and assault weapons. We protect ducks flying over our territory more than our children. You can only put 3 shells in your shotgun when you’re going hunting. Who in God’s name needs to have a 9mm pistol with 10 rounds in it?” Biden asked in 2019.
After claiming people shouldn’t be allowed to own “assault weapons” Biden said in 2020, “I own a 20-gauge shotgun, I own 12-gauge shotgun. I own a 20-gauge and a 10-gauge shotgun. My son’s a hunter.”
I think what he meant to say was that he has a son named Hunter who smoked 20 grams of crack and then banged a 10 dollar whore 12 times.
Plenty of people actually do hunt with AR-15s but that’s beside the point. Just because you don’t “need” an AR-15 to hunt doesn’t mean the government can ban them because hunting isn’t a requirement of gun ownership. This is as stupid as saying people don’t use .357 magnums to kill spiders in their homes so therefor they should be outlawed.
Okay, maybe Calvin #FJB hunts spiders with a .357 but most people don’t. JK. See, sometime I do read the comments and it wasn’t nearly as bad as me accusing Jaydolf and LuvAMilitaryParade of lust after me. Also, for some reason I now want to blast a black widow with my GP-100.
