Joe Biden’s entire history is a work of fiction. A really lame work of fiction. He’s claimed to have gone to a historic black college, that he was a union worker, and that he used to drive an 18-wheeler. One of the other things he likes to pretend is that he was a college professor. In a recent interview he perpetuated this lie.
Biden was interviewed by a historian but not because of the historically shitty job he’s done:
Historian Heather Cox Richardson kicked off the interview with a minute and a half question that included her referring to Biden as a “historic president.” Biden can’t answer simple questions so he was completely lost on this one and just started reminiscing about a life that never was.
“First of all, thank you for doing this and you make me miss being a professor at Penn. When I left the vice presidency, I had a chance to do a number of things. But I took a professorship at the University of Pennsylvania on presidential politics and history. So I envy you,” Biden said.
“Isn’t it exciting to be part of this suite of American history?” Richardson asked.
“On no no no, it is. But it’s also I really enjoyed teaching and writing,” said Biden.
So Biden claims he was a professor at Penn who taught and wrote. Let’s check this thing out from The Philadelphia Inquirer to see if that’s correct:
What did the University of Pennsylvania get for the more than $900,000 it has paid Joe Biden?
The former vice president collected $371,159 in 2017 plus $540,484 in 2018 and early 2019 for a vaguely defined role that involved no regular classes and around a dozen public appearances on campus, mostly in big, ticketed events.
His public appearances over that two-year stretch included three Q-and-As with Penn president Amy Gutmann, panel discussions on immigration and cancer, a talk about his book, a lecture to a Wharton class, and public conversations with former Mexico President Felipe Calderon and former United Kingdom Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg, according to a tally by the student newspaper, the Daily Pennsylvanian.
But Penn probably didn’t pay Biden for what he would bring to the classroom or lecture hall, according to higher-education experts. Instead, the school was likely paying for something less tangible: the prestige of associating with a former vice president and senator who had burnished his reputation as a global figure.
The prestige of associating with a guy who told reporters “My butt’s been wiped.” That’s actually hilarious.
The thing is, Biden was nowhere near an actual professor at Penn. He was a dancing monkey, hired by the school for his entertainment value.
Back in 2020 Biden told this lie with an added lie:
“You know, when I left the United States Senate, I became a professor at the University of Pennsylvania. So I spent a lot of time on campus with college students,” said Biden.
Biden left the Senate in January of 2009 to be sworn in as vice president. He didn’t start being a fake college professor until after Obama and him left office.
Here’s the thing, if he’s going to make up his history, why not make it interesting? He should say he killed Hitler and invented the double-headed dildo. Being a truck driving college professor is just so lame.
